Shaky Hands Jokes
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Why do women prefer older Gynecologists?
Their shaky hands!
Why were the cop's hands to shaky to place a parking fine on a vehicle? [OC]
He had to work on his fine-motor skills.
Who's car was it?
His parkin' son.
Why do women prefer elderly gynecologists?
They really enjoy the shaky hands.
A big, tough guy walks into a bar...
Immediately seeing his massive muscles, and overall dangerous aura, everyone hushes and just stares.
"Listen punks," he growls out. "I run this bar now, and you guys are going by my rules! Everyone on the left side is an i**... loving h**..., and everybody on the right side is a r**... homosexual. Any issues?"
A scrawny, unassuming man from the right side raises a shaky hand.
"And what do YOU want?" The tough guy asks.
He replies "Well sir, what do we do if we belong on both sides?"
Saul, the Jewish Lottery Winner
So Saul, a 90-year-old Jew, wins the $300 million lottery. He's at the news conference to accept the check, and the reporters ask him if there's anyone he'd like to thank.
"Yes," he says solemnly. "I'd like to thank my brother Eli for lending me the $5 to buy the ticket, and my brother David for driving me to the Circle-K to buy the ticket.
"Lastly, I'd like to thank Adolph h**...."
The silence was sudden and complete; you could hear a pin drop.
Finally a reporter raises a shaky hand and asks, "D-did you j-just say you w-wanted to thank H-h**...?"
"Yes, of course," Saul replies.
"Whatever for?"
Rolling his sleeve up, Saul points to the inside of his forearm. "For the NUMBERS!"
Why do women like old gynecologists?
Shaky hands.
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