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Funniest Shakira Short Jokes

Short shakira jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shakira humour may include short singer jokes also.

  1. A judge asked Shakira if she commited tax fraud. Shakira: "Of course not your Honor."
    Shakiras Hips:"Of course we did your Honor."
  2. Did you hear that Shakira and madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis.
  3. TIL of Shakira's initiative to introduce computers to Brazil to counter deceit by local government bodies. Asked to comment, she said "chips don't lie".
  4. Cop: where are you in the night of the m**...? Shakira: at my home.
    Shakira's Hips: she's at the bar where the m**... take place.
    Shakira: son of a--
  5. The hips don't lie Police officer: where were you last night?
    Shakira: i was at home having a night in, and watching a movie
    Shakira's hips: she was at the party where the m**... took place

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Shakira One Liners

Which shakira one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shakira? I can suggest the ones about insomniac and fraud.

  1. Why did Shakira marry a soccer player For his stamina mina eh eh!
  2. What do you get when you cross pacman with Shakira? Waka waka waka waka waka waka....
  3. What do you call Shakira's bodyguards? Shakira-ty guards
  4. How did Shakira win her partner over? She Piqued his curiosity.
  5. Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie.
  6. So I heard Shakira wrote a screenplay She titled it "She Wolf of Wall Street"
  7. Why should you date Shakira? You can always tell if she lies.
  8. Shakira recently got charged with Tax Evasion. Her hips don't like, but her tax forms do,
  9. Shakira : "Telling lies?" Hips : "No Papa"
  10. For shakira, SMH means.. Shaking my hips
  11. Sorry ma'am, but your hips have failed the polygraph test Shakira: how can this be?
  12. What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent? ShakiRA
  13. Who is the most trustworthy lover? Shakira. Her hips don't lie.
  14. I've got shakira and beyonce in both hands. What do they call me? A beautiful liar!!!
  15. What is it called when McJagger farts on Shakira? PRRRRPTTTHHHHFFFFFFFF!

Shakira joke, What is it called when McJagger farts on Shakira?

Rib-Tickling Shakira Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about shakira you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shakira pranks.

Shakira joke, For shakira, SMH means..