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Shakespearean Jokes

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What is a good shakespearean joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What is the most Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu?

m**... most fowl.

A joke about pronouns

I prefer to be called "thee/thou" because I identify as a Shakespearean cuckold

I'm starting a Shakespearean delivery company.

We aim to deliver your parcel tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.

What's a Shakespearean ellipsis?

Doth doth doth

What do you call a Shakespearean gamble?

A Macbet.

I went into a pub in Stratford and said in my best Shakespearean voice,

"A flagon of your finest ale please, Falstaff. "
They threw me out. Told me I was bard.

Lost Shakespearean Soliloquy

Scholars have found an heretofore unknown piece of Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor" thought to be an homage to Aristophanes' "Lysistrata." It is a short speech by a s**... frustrated squire named Fullstaff.

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