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Shakespeare Hamlet Jokes

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In order to attract women I like to use this quote from shakespeare's Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82.

"Hello."

What do you call a tiny pig reciting Shakespeare?

Hamlet.

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Said hamlet of ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
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What did Shakespeare call the baby pig that he kept as a pet?

Hamlet

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Tu-ba or no tu-ba.

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