Shaker Jokes

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Funniest Shaker Short Jokes

Short shaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shaker humour may include short shaken jokes also.

1. Garlic powder $5.99. steak seasoning $14.99. Pepper shaker $9.99. Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless
2. TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt
3. Did you know you have to be in the top 1% of wealth to get admitted to the clinic for obese Parkinson's sufferers? Only the biggest movers and shakers get in.
4. Just found out one of the ladies who sang "Push It" has Parkinson's She's a Salt-N-Pepa shaker now
5. I got arrested the other day for throwing a battery at my wife and hitting her favorite salt shaker instead They charged me for a salt and battery.
6. Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!
7. What do you get when you cross Michael J. Fox with the Spice Girls A salt and pepper shaker.
8. You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*
9. ELI5: Why does it taste like salt when you shake an invisible salt shaker into your mouth?
10. Did you hear about the CEO of the largest removals company in the world getting Parkinson's? Everyone is now saying he is a mover and a shaker.

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Shaker One Liners

Which shaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shaker? I can suggest the ones about shook and shaken stirred.

1. What did the pepper shaker say to the salt shaker? You're sodium cute
2. What do you call it when you hit someone with a salt shaker? A salt
3. What do you call a professional mover with Parkinson's disease? A mover and a shaker
4. What job are rude epileptics well suited for? Salt shakers.
5. What do you call an angry man with Parkinson's? A salt shaker
6. What was the pepper shaker arrested for? AsSALT
7. What can you find on a dinner table that can get you arrested? A salt shaker
8. Why did the pepper shaker get arrested? He aggravated a salt
   Source: My Dad
9. Did you hear about Teddy getting hit with a salt shaker? He was a salted ted

Hilarious Fun Shaker Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about shaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shaken not stirred jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shaker pranks.