Shaken Stirred Jokes

Funniest Shaken Stirred Short Jokes

Short shaken stirred jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shaken stirred humour may include short shaken not stirred jokes also.

1. Sir Roger Moore, prominent James bond actor has passed away His family say that they are shaken.... but not stirred
2. Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred.
3. Talk about a type-cast... Why did James Bond hire a bartender with Parkinson's?
   ... Every drink was shaken, not stirred.
4. Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
5. What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond? The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.
6. One morning I woke up lying on the floor next to my bed. I realised there must have been an earthquake that night........ I was shaken, but not stirred :p
7. What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
8. Michael J. Fox walks into a bar The bartender asks how do you want your martini? Shaken or stirred?
   He says nah I got it.
9. Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox? Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
10. Why can't Michael J. Fox have his favorite drink? Because his favorite drink is a v**... Martini, stirred, not shaken.

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Shaken Stirred One Liners

Which shaken stirred one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shaken stirred? I can suggest the ones about shaken and stirred.

1. Just fought the James Bond. I was really shaken. But not stirred.
2. What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti.
3. How can you tell if James Bond has died? If he has been shaken and not stirred!!
4. How do you describe someone who can't wake up during a nightmare? Shaken not stirred.
5. Mr. Bond is really getting into homeopathy... He prefers his water shaken, not stirred.
6. Sir Roger Moore has died aged 89. His family are said to be shaken but not stirred.
7. How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred
8. Michael J Fox has watched too many James Bond movies... Now he's shaken, not stirred.
9. I like my baby like I like my drinks Shaken, not stirred.
10. I like my babies like I like my Martinis... Shaken not stirred
11. James Bond love Michael J. Fox's martinis. They're shaken, not stirred.
12. Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children? He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
13. What is the epileptic bartender's signature drink? v**... martini, shaken not stirred
14. 007 then and now 007 then:
    Shaken not stirred.
    007 now:
    Trimmed not s**....

Laughable Shaken Stirred Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about shaken stirred you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stir jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shaken stirred pranks.