Shaken Baby Jokes
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Face only a mother could love
A lady walks into a restaurant with her child. The waiter, showing her to her seat, says "Ma'am, that has got to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen." Upset and shaken, the woman turns to the group at the table beside her and asks what they would do after being so insulted. The gentleman speaks up and says "You should speak with the owner right away! Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Not the best joke, but it's not one I've seen here before.
What do a baby and a martini have in common?
I prefer both of them shaken
I like my baby like I like my drinks
Shaken, not stirred.
I like my babies like I like my Martinis...
Shaken not stirred
Babies and Gin
I like my babies like I like my martinis.
Shaken.
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