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45 shaft jokes and hilarious shaft puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shaft that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these hilarious Shaft Jokes, involving a variety of objects ranging from golf shafts to drive shafts to mineshafts! Learn about the different types of shafts and the funny scenarios that can arise from each one. Read on to get your fill of laughter and have a good time!

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Funniest Shaft Short Jokes

Short shaft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shaft humour may include short spin jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
  2. What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
  3. What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
  4. "Studnia" is a Polish word referring to a shaft sunk into the ground used to obtain water (hopefully this translates well)
  5. How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different? Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
  6. What's an easy way to tell if you have a blown head gasket? Just look for lipstick marks on your crank shaft.
  7. My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer
  8. What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft? A miner B flat
    What happens when a piano falls on an army base?
    A major B flat
  9. Happy Mother's Day to all the great moms out there. And Shaft. Although I hear he is a bad mother...
  10. When a mine shaft collapses it's known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it? A flat miner

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Shaft One Liners

Which shaft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shaft? I can suggest the ones about shell and wheel.

  1. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
  2. How Do Miners Make Money? By stripping or working the shaft.
  3. If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor.
  4. What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor.
  5. What chord do you make when you drop a grand piano down a coal shaft? A flat minor.
  6. What do you get after dropping a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat Minor.
  7. What do Margaret Thatcher & prince andrew have in common? ...They both shafted miners!
  8. Hey baby, are you an elevator? Coz you can ride up and down on my shaft ;)
  9. Whose underground shaft should we dig for minerals in? Mine
  10. What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor.
  11. What sound is made by a piano thrown down mining shaft? A flat miner.
  12. What so you call a loaf that has fallen down a shaft full of water? Well bread.
  13. What note did the piano make as it fell down the mine shaft? A flat minor.
  14. If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted
  15. How does the German underground excavation site owner get to work? Mein Shaft.

Elevator Shaft Jokes

Here is a list of funny elevator shaft jokes and even better elevator shaft puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience

Drive Shaft Jokes

Here is a list of funny drive shaft jokes and even better drive shaft puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Trump bans trans from the Army, they won't be going anywhere. Seriously, the engines can't just hook up to the drive shafts or there won't be enough torque.
Shaft joke, If Trump bans trans from the Army, they won't be going anywhere.

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Laughter Shaft Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about shaft you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tube jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shaft prank.

City s**...

Joe Ed and Jim Bob met up with a city gal who was lookin for a good time. She ask if they wanted to have s**.... Both said they did. She gave each of them a c**... and told them to put it on their shaft and keep it on or she'd get pregnant. Both boys agreed and proceeded to have s**... with her. Next day Jim Bob said Joe Ed, I really don't care if she does get pregnant, let's take these things off and have a good p**....

A spy has infiltrated an enemy military base in search of i**... weapons. His coordinates for the expected weapons are a little off and he ends up in the ventilation shaft above the toilets. Command contacts him and asks if he's found anything incriminating yet.

He replies hastily.. Well, possibly something biological and I don't see any missiles but.. I C BMs.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

What do German coal workers and gay men have in common?

They're always entering mein shaft.

The Proctologist

So a man walks into his proctologists office because he felt that something was wrong.
The doctor walks in, explains the test, and gloves up. After a couple seconds of pressure, the man asks if there's anything wrong. The doctor replies,"Well, the good news is that it's only the head. The bad news is that I still have six inches of shaft left."

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the p**...'s behind the wheel

Sometimes I get bored during s**...

So I play a game called, Just the Shaft, because I still like puzzles.

Im a homophobe, and my best friend came out to me this week...

And I'm afraid I'll be giving him the shaft no matter how I choose to handle it.

Shaft joke, What so you call a loaf that has fallen down a shaft full of water?

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