Shaft Jokes
38 shaft jokes and hilarious shaft puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shaft that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these hilarious Shaft Jokes, involving a variety of objects ranging from golf shafts to drive shafts to mineshafts! Learn about the different types of shafts and the funny scenarios that can arise from each one. Read on to get your fill of laughter and have a good time!
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Funniest Shaft Short Jokes
Short shaft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shaft humour may include short spin jokes also.
- What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
- What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
- "Studnia" is a Polish word referring to a shaft sunk into the ground used to obtain water (hopefully this translates well)
- What's an easy way to tell if you have a blown head gasket? Just look for lipstick marks on your crank shaft.
- Happy Mother's Day to all the great moms out there. And Shaft. Although I hear he is a bad mother...
- When a mine shaft collapses it's known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it? A flat miner
- The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience
- What's do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common? They both like shafting miners
- Im a homophobe, and my best friend came out to me this week... And I'm afraid I'll be giving him the shaft no matter how I choose to handle it.
- In a mine, at the end of a shaft, the light was broken, so another white woman went to replace her.
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Shaft One Liners
Which shaft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shaft? I can suggest the ones about shell and wheel.
- What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
- How Do Miners Make Money? By stripping or working the shaft.
- If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor.
- Whose underground shaft should we dig for minerals in? Mine
- What so you call a loaf that has fallen down a shaft full of water? Well bread.
- If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted
- How does the German underground excavation site owner get to work? Mein Shaft.
- Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft.
- What do a h**... and a coal miner have in common? They both work the shafts for pay.
- What do Margaret Thatcher & prince andrew have in common? ...They both shafted miners!
Laughter Shaft Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about shaft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tube jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shaft pranks.
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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?
The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
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City s**...
Joe Ed and Jim Bob met up with a city gal who was lookin for a good time. She ask if they wanted to have s**.... Both said they did. She gave each of them a c**... and told them to put it on their shaft and keep it on or she'd get pregnant. Both boys agreed and proceeded to have s**... with her. Next day Jim Bob said Joe Ed, I really don't care if she does get pregnant, let's take these things off and have a good p**....
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My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft
And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer
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A spy has infiltrated an enemy military base in search of i**... weapons. His coordinates for the expected weapons are a little off and he ends up in the ventilation shaft above the toilets. Command contacts him and asks if he's found anything incriminating yet.
He replies hastily.. Well, possibly something biological and I don't see any missiles but.. I C BMs.
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
The Proctologist
So a man walks into his proctologists office because he felt that something was wrong.
The doctor walks in, explains the test, and gloves up. After a couple seconds of pressure, the man asks if there's anything wrong. The doctor replies,"Well, the good news is that it's only the head. The bad news is that I still have six inches of shaft left."
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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?
Because the p**...'s behind the wheel
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Sometimes I get bored during s**...
So I play a game called, Just the Shaft, because I still like puzzles.
My Jobs—
I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn't stick with it. I tried my hand at a career in tennis, but it wasn't my racket—I was too high strung. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way. I got a job at a pool company, but the work was too draining. I was a historian, but I couldn't see a future in it. I took a job as an elevator operator—the job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft. I took a job at UPS, but I couldn't express myself. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
Three women drinking
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "So, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
Have you heard of the new gay auto shop?
It's called Hot Rods.. I went in to deal with a growing shaft problem and they said my rear end was too tight so they'd have to loosen it up. When I asked what else they offer they mentioned they mostly specialize in fluid service but they've been known to play with well worn trannys as well. Ty also said he could work on my rod end. I told him that I was trying to get it done on my own but he said it's difficult to get right and better if you have a buddy to do it with.
*Brickleberry inspired*
Where is my goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
Probably my favorite joke ever.
Two guys are walking through the woods when they stumble upon an old abandoned mine shaft so deep that they can't see the bottom. Intrigued, one of them throws a rock into it to see how deep it is. After listening for quite a while, they never hear it hit the bottom. The other one grabs a bigger rock and hefts it down. They still don't hear it hit bottom. Now they are really curious how deep it is. After a minute of searching, one of them finds a huge railroad tie and signals for his buddy to come help. It takes a bit of work, but they wrestle it to the edge of the hole and push it over. Out of nowhere, a goat comes running right between them, jumping into the mineshaft!
Amazed at what just happened, they start walking away when a park ranger walks up and asks them if they have seen a goat anywhere.
"Yeah, one just ran right between us and jumped into that old mineshaft over there!"
"No, that couldn't be my goat," said the ranger, "mine was tied to a railroad tie."
