Shadow Jokes
66 shadow jokes and hilarious shadow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shadow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Shadow Short Jokes
Short shadow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shadow humour may include short shell jokes also.
- Knock Knock Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pause this joke for a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends - What did the sun say to the earth on the winter solstice? "Time for a little winter shadow play!"
- What's a husband's favorite Karwa Chauth song? "Moonlight Shadow", because once the moon shows up, dinner is served!
- A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy... "Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"
The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon". - Government is back open but I heard If trump sees his shadow it's 6 more weeks of shutdown
- This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?
- Does anyone know if Donald Trump saw his shadow this morning? Six more weeks of government shutdown coming if he did!
- How many YouTubers does it take to change a lightbulb? Calm down, I'll tell you. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends!
- Why did the white supremacist only go out at night? He didn't want anyone to know that his shadow was black.
- Translated from german: What's red, triangular and flies over the lawn? A red triangle.
What's black, triangular and flies over the lawn?
...
The shadow of the red triangle.
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Shadow One Liners
Which shadow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shadow? I can suggest the ones about invisible and cloak.
- I am not racist, my shadow is black.
- If Bill Murray sees his shadow today 6 more years of Covid.
- I forgot to shave my sundial yesterday... ..hence the five o'clock shadow
- See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.
- What do you call a bird that's scared of its own shadow? Chicken
- What do you call a shadow government ran by furries? The uwuminati
- [walking thru the valley of the shadow of death] It's nice just to be outside
- Trust no one. Not even your own shadow. Mine's been acting shady.
- What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow!
- Why dont trees like going fishing? Because they can only cast a shadow.
- Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
- Voat has no censorship, no shadow bans And no servers
- There's only one part of me that's big and black and it's below my waist My shadow
- There are some shadows around town. They've been throwing some serious shade at me.
- I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening.
Cast Shadow Jokes
Here is a list of funny cast shadow jokes and even better cast shadow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I am a level 5 vegan.... I cant eat anything that casts a shadow.
Raid Shadow Legends Jokes
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- What does Jesus use to protect his computer? Lord vpn
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Fun-Filled Shadow Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about shadow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ghost jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shadow pranks.
A man is walking home late at night when he hears a woman's voice….
...from the shadow call out, Twenty bucks?
The man takes the mystery woman up on the offer. They've been going at it for a few minutes when a police officer points his flashlight at them and demands to know what's going on.
Do you mind? I'm making love to my wife, replies the man.
Sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.
The man replies, Neither did I, until you turned on the flashlight.
Batman walks into a bar with a pig...
It was a hot summers day and the barman thinks it's a strange sight, not to just see Batman, but to see him with a pig that has jet black hair, black eye shadow and studded bracelets.
The barman says "Is there anything I can get you Batman?"
He replies "Just-ice for goth-ham"
What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?
The shadow of his former shelf.
I was in a rock group named Shadow Band once
We flopped. For some reason, nobody could hear us.
The groundhog saw his shadow.
Four more years of s**....
On President's Day
On President's day, the POTUS steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we get 8 more weeks of b**....
What did the lead singer of Queen say when he saw his shadow?
"I see a little silhouetto of a man!"
What do you call a black eye?
Natural eye shadow.
I man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and ask for the most expensive drink, after doing that he starts doing shadow boxing, the barman looks at him confused and serves him his drink, after the man finish his drink he ask another one and starts shadow boxing again,the man finish the drink ask another one and starts shadow boxing again, the barman curious ask the man ¿when is the big fight? and the man says:whenever you want because i don't have any money
Last night there was a total eclipse of the sun...
It was quite an eclipse. The earth's shadow blocked out the sun completely. It got very dark. The temperature dropped. It was eerie. But, after a few hours, I got tired and went inside to sleep.
I hear that there will be another one tonight and every evening next week.
Why did the government of Ethiopia tie a piece of string over their country?
So the kids could play in the shadow.
I've always had to live in the shadow of my identical twin.
He may have got the brains, but I like to think I got the looks
Who has shadowphobia?
Game developers.
Girl, your parents must have been groundhogs...
Because when I saw your shadow it was spring in my pants.
I was on my bed, relaxing and eating popcorn, when I noticed my pillow was missing it's pillowcase.
I started looking for it in the darkness of my room(I still had a little bit of light). I saw a blanket-ish shadow in my peripheral vision. I reached for it, thinking it was the pillowcase. However, after pressing down on it and hearing the loud, crinkly noise of a near-empty bag of popcorn, I soon realized that was...
...not the case.
The Sun will never be able to see a shadow
Because it doesn't have eyes.
Med school interviewer: So concealer, what are your extracurricular activities
Concealer: I shadow
Planning to open a new shadow puppet show. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
A special day in February
I asked my 10 year old niece what special day is coming up in February.
"President's Day."
"What does President's Day mean?" I expected her to tell me something about Obama or Bush or Clinton.
Instead, she says, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we get another year of b**...."
VA Governor Northam has not made a public appearance since Saturday
This is partly thanks to a tunnel system that connects his residence to his office. It is predicted that when he does resurface & sees his shadow, we are guaranteed 6 more weeks of scandals.
I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.
He said, Knock yourself out!
A roman soldier was looking at his shadow
"Oh s**..., I'm late!"
I asked my daughter if she knew what today was.
To my suprise she said presidents day.
I asked her if she knew why we celebrate presidents day.
She said that its the day the president walks out of the white house and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of bull s**....
A russian, a jew and a german are at a bar
they talk about their grandfathers war experiences. The russian says: "war for my grandpa was so bad, he was shot on the eastern front fighting germans". Hearing this the jew says: "you think that is bad? my grandfather got killed in a concentration camp...". Seeing that the situation makes him stand in a bad shadow, the german says: "guys, calm down, my grandfather died in war at a german concentration camp too." Surprised both the russian and the jew ask in unison "how?".
The german replies: "poor man fell down from the guard tower".
Teacher asks..
Teacher: what does the bee gives you?
Students: honeybee
Teacher: what does the tree gives you?
Students: shadow and fruits
Teacher: what does the fat cow gives you?
Students: homework
I tried to kill a spider by spraying it with a whole can of White Rain hair spray
But that didn't work, now it's wearing blue eye shadow and chain smoking Virginia Slims.
A child asked Santa Claus
How did your reindeer get their names?
Santa replied, I named them after memories, like pranced frolicking through the snow!
What about Donner? the child asked.
A shadow settled on Santa's face, and after a moment he began: The year was 1847, and snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada ….
