Shades Jokes

Funniest Shades Short Jokes

Short shades jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shades humour may include short shady jokes also.

1. What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
2. I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
3. I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.
4. I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between "eggshell", "beige", or "2016 Oscars".
5. Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
6. 50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US.
7. This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
8. My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
   A: BOO-Bees!
   And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
9. When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking
10. I'm going on holiday to Egypt. A coworker told me it can get up to 100 degrees in the shade... ...I'll be staying out of the shade then.

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Shades One Liners

Which shades one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shades? I can suggest the ones about sunglasses and dark shadows.

1. My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!
2. You know why dolly parton has small feet? Nothing grows in the shade.
3. Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime
4. What's the most ordinary shade of yellow? Mediochre.
5. I've just written a book called "Fifty Shades of Gravy" It's very saucy
6. Why did the teacher wear shades in school? Because her pupils were too bright!
7. Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!
8. Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade
9. What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading.
10. What do trees do when they get mad at each other? Throw shade
11. What are a lamp's favorite type of glasses? Shades!
12. Did you know Michael Jacksons curtains lit on fire? He was shades lighter after that...
13. 50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand
14. How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
15. What shade of orange is okay, but not great? Mediochre

Shades Grey Jokes

Here is a list of funny shades grey jokes and even better shades grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm starting the dishes, and my wife is getting ready to go watch 50 Shades of Grey I guess you could say we are BOTH pre soaking.
• 50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read yet?
  Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover!
  Girl 1: And the index?
  Girl 2: Exhausted...
• 50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it They should have added 19 more shades
• Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....
  [credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]
• What do you call someone who has watched all the "Shades of Grey" movies? A glutton for punishment...
• I was so excited. My wife said she wanted to live the life of 50 Shades of Grey ... Then she stopped dyeing her hair.
• I was gunna write the great American nursing home romance novel... ....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.
• 50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
• I think it's only fair the week after Black Friday be called White Friday And then with the remaining Fridays before the next Black Friday, you can have fifty shades of grey.
• Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food? They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!

50 Shades Jokes

Here is a list of funny 50 shades jokes and even better 50 shades puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college.
• Television was never really black and white before color It was basically just 50 shades of gray
• Whats's Wolverine's favoirte book? 50 Shades of Jean Grey
• What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood? 50 Shades of Earl Grey
• There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college.
• What's Mrs. Clause's favorite romance novel? 50 shades of sleigh.
• Ever since they brought out a movie based on the book... ... it's impossible to tell if girls are referring to the movie or the book when they say 'I was just flicking through 50 Shades of Grey.'
• What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines? A greydient
• What kind of headphones are sold in 50 shades of grey? Beats
• 50 Shades of Gray I'm not really interested in watching that film. In order to make me see it, someone would literally have to tie me up and drag me there.

Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes

Here is a list of funny fifty shades of grey jokes and even better fifty shades of grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'? A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio
• In art class, I saw my friend making a gradient from dark to light on his paper with his pencil today. "Hey, what are you doing?"
  "Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..."
• "Fifty Shades of Grey" gives its readers unrealistic expectations. It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.
• What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common? They both only have fifty shades of grey.
• Why does Bruce Banner have Fifty Shades of Grey on his iPhone? Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.
• Fifty Shades of Grey: Dog Edition Dog Anastasia's Friend: "How did the interview go?"
  Dog Anastasia: "Didn't even happen. I just couldn't figure out which one was Mr Grey"
• My girlfriend wanted to act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey It was the scene where Christian wanted to buy Anastasia a new Audi...
• Did you hear, Henry Winker is directing the new Fifty Shades of Grey Sequel? Yeah, it comes out next year. It's called Fifty Shades of Aaaaayyy!
• I asked the girl I've been dating to see Fifty Shades of Grey with me this weekend, but I think she's worried were moving too fast. She seemed concerned and said she didn't want to be tied down.
• A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater takes a deep breath and says " MMM ... I guess I'm at a fish market"

Shades Green Jokes

Here is a list of funny shades green jokes and even better shades green puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• 50 Fifty Shades of Green

Charming Humor Shades Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about shades you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean curtains jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shades pranks.