Shackles Jokes
6 shackles jokes and hilarious shackles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shackles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Shackles Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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An elderly woman's husband dies
and she is so shackled with grief she wants to kill herself. She decides to use his old service p**... to shoot herself in the heart. She asks her doctor where her heart is to which he responds "right below your left breast". The next day she was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee.
What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?
Boom-shackle-lacquer!
What do prisoners in Israel use as currency?
Shackles.
So these two ladies die
and are waiting in purgatory to hear the results of their life audit. A door opens and two men walk in. An angel walks in with an ugly, hunch backed gremlin of a man. The angel says "Nancy, in 1982 you killed a duck, your punishment will be to spend your eternal life with this man". He slaps the the shackles on each of their arms and are sent off for eternity. A little while later another angel walks in with a gorgeous hunky stud. He slaps the shackle on her and the handsome man and are sent on their way. During their walk shes thinking she must have be a good person during her life on earth, when she's interrupted by the man's muttering "I shouldn't have killed that duck".
Why do jews like jail
Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry
What's left when a jew takes a shower?
Their shackle
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