Shabbat Jokes
2 shabbat jokes and hilarious shabbat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shabbat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Shabbat Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good shabbat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Cohn ist painting the fence of his garden on Shabbat...
Along comes Goldstein.
"But... Cohn.... Painting your fence on Shabbat? "
"Oh, I asked the rabbi".
"Okay.. then... Shabbat Shalom."
Along comes Greenbaum
"No... Cohn.... You really can't paint your fence on Shabbat."
"Oh, I asked the rabbi".
"Okay.. then... Shabbat Shalom."
Along comes Feynman
"Cohn... how dare you. Painting your fence on Shabbat?"
"Oh, I asked the rabbi".
"And? What did the rabbi say?"
"He said it's not allowed."
"AND?"
"Nu... who listens to him...?"
How many Orthodox Hasidic Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, ya mensch. It's Shabbat.
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