The Best 4 Shabbat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shabbat jokes. There are some shabbat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shabbat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Shabbat Jokes and Puns

What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive?

The Shabbat-Mobile.

What's a jew's favorite band?

The Black Shabbath

How many Orthodox Hasidic Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, ya mensch. It's Shabbat.

What is a jew's favourite bread?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the shabbat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working shabbat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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