The Best 4 Sgt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sgt jokes. There are some sgt sir jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sgt sargeant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sgt Jokes and Puns

Recently the police were called to the residence of an elderly couple. The Chief radios the station that the wife has shot the husband.

The Sgt. at the station stammers "What? Why?" The Chief calls back "Well, apparently she warned him about walking on her freshly mopped floors one more time..." Sarge is in utter disbelief "Did you go and arrest her??" Chief said not yet. Sarge asked what the hell he's waiting for. Chief radios back "The floor still isn't dry..."

Police officer calls his sergeant

Police Officer: Hey Sgt. We are at a murder scene where wife stabbed her husband 10 times because he walked into the kitchen while she was mopping.

Sgt: Is suspect in custody!

Police Officer: No sir, the floor is still wet!!

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What did Alex Mercer actually say to sgt Heller when they first met? (Prototype joke)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sgt sentry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sgt private piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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