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19 sfw jokes and hilarious sfw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sfw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sfw Short Jokes

Short sfw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sfw humour may include short internet jokes also.

  1. Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
    Make me one with everything.
  2. Another blonde joke... SFW What do you call a blonde who dies her hair black?
    Artificial intelligence..
  3. What's worse than.... (SFW) What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
    Biting into an apple and finding half a worm in it!
  4. Request - sfw fireman joke I work service industry and there is a fireman union conference. The more dad joke the better
  5. My 7 year old told me this one (sfw) Why does the duck have feathers?
    To cover it's quack hole!
  6. New l**... (sfw) I'm going to start a new line of high end l**....
    It's working title/name is Effrontery
    Our naughtiest line of products of course will be called Sheer Effrontery

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Sfw One Liners

Which sfw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sfw? I can suggest the ones about touchy and website.

  1. There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice.
  2. [SFW] What's long & thin, covered in skin, red in parts and comes in tarts? rhubarb
  3. What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words.
  4. Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins?
    Dried Cherries
  5. Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined....
  6. When is the best time to have an o**...? [SFW] On a Blue Monday.
  7. What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb t**...? (SFW) Half nuts!

Silly Sfw Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about sfw you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean behold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sfw pranks.

A married couple is lying in bed.

The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom, Kitchen".

A simple SFW joke

Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I chopped down the cherry tree. Even George Washington's father didn't s**... him for that.
Father: Yes, but his father wasn't in the tree when it happened!