Sexually Oriented Jokes
32 sexually oriented jokes and hilarious sexually oriented puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sexually oriented that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sexually Oriented Short Jokes
Short sexually oriented jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sexually oriented humour may include short bisexual jokes also.
- As a result of the ongoing pandemic, my s**... orientation has changed. I am now homesexual.
- How many s**... orientations does a physicist have? Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom.
- Microsoft hires regardless of race, religion, or s**... orientation. It's a very PC work environment.
- Even with all the terms there are today to describe one's gender orientation, there still wasn't one that fit me. So, I created my own: tri-s**.... I really would like to try it someday.
- From my job tonight, doing phone surveys: "How would you describe your s**... orientation?" "Horizontal -- but sometimes we like to switch it up."
- Regardless of race, gender, color or s**... orientation, every human walking this Earth Marvel's at his or her work at least once every day. And then uses the flush.
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Sexually Oriented One Liners
Which sexually oriented one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sexually oriented? I can suggest the ones about swingers and heterosexual.
- What is the s**... orientation of a guy who is about to get castrated? Bye-s**...
- What's the s**... orientation of people who can no longer perform s**...? Bye-s**....
- I'm questioning my s**... orientation. I can't think straight.
- What do you call a submissive with a fluid s**... orientation? Bi-o-degradable
- "What's your s**... orientation?" "North West".
- What is a bodybuilder's s**... orientation? Bicepsual
- Before you have s**... in College ... ... do you have to attend s**... Orientation?
- What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's s**... orientation? Bicepsual.
- What is a ram's s**... orientation? Heter-ewe-s**...
- I finally know what Miley Cyrus's s**... orientation is. She's hammer-s**....
- Guys... we are no longer "virgins"! We are now "as yet undetermined s**... orientation".
- Christian men should have s**... orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus
Sexually Oriented Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sexually oriented you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seductively jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sexually oriented pranks.
My daughter asked me today:"Dad, What is s**...?"
I had feared this moment would come and didn't think it would come this soon but nevertheless I was prepared.
So I sat her down and explained it all. The birds and the bees, the different s**... orientations, all the positions and of course I had to mention all the STD's and the rules of safe s**....
When I finished she looked at me shocked and confused:
"So... which box should I check on this form? Male or Female?"
A very respected Captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted men’s barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “Why is a camel tied to the barracks?”
The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural s**... urges, so when they do … uh … we have the camel ready for them.”
The Captain said, “Well, I suppose if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me”.
After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply couldn’t control his s**... angst any longer.
He barked to his Sergeant: “BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT!”
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and lead the camel into the Captain’s quarters.
Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride.
“So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?” he asked.
The Sergeant replied, “Well, sir, usually they just use it to ride into town.”