sexism Jokes

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Sexism in today's society.

It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society.

One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her misogynist pig boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! "A fucking sandwich!" Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot; she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.

Fucking Subway!

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Its disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in todays society...

One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her misogynist pig boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot, she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.

Fucking Subway...

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Sexism with the girlfriend

I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

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Sexism is wrong

And being wrong is for women.

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A frustrated woman on an airplane. (Sexism)

A woman had just gotten onto an airplane after a very rough day. She had been fired, her boyfriend had dumped her, and now she had to sit on this irritating airplane just to get home. A quarter of the way through the flight and she's had enough. She stands up, holds her hands up in the air and exclaims loudly to the whole plane that she just wants to feel like a woman. "I just wanna feel like a woman!" A man in the seat in front of her stands up. He is tall and good looking. He starts unbuttoning his shirt and she can see that he is very strong. He finished unbuttoning his shirt, and hands it to her.
"Iron this."

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Why should only women Iron?

Because a man with an iron is a Fe Male



^^^^Sorry ^^^^for ^^^^the ^^^^Sexism

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I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism

on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

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Sexism Hurts Everyone

I mean, I'm a sexist, and I can't get a girlfriend, so who the fuck is going to do my laundry?

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sexism on a plane...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.
She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, Here, iron this! .

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Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong.

They're just alt-right.

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It was very noble of Serena Williams to fight sexism and inequality

By spoiling the fair, hard earned victory of an Asian woman

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There's so much sexism in this world.

Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled "You are not the Mother".

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(Sexism warning) Yesterday a tree fell on a woman and killed her.

What was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why do women have a problem with sexism?

Who cares; they're only women.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it.

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Sexism

When I'm searching for a hero, that's fine.

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Looking for a word...

Racism is the discrimination of race. Sexism is the discrimination of gender. What's the word for the overweight..?

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Sexism doesn't pay.

Like jobs don't, if you're a woman.

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My gender studies class has a module on sexism in Ancient Greek Tragedy.

We're looking at problematic portrayals of women in the Medea.

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Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions.

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Sexism

For all those guys like me who tell their wife to fuck off back into the kitchen, it's not the best move that's where all the knives are kept

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Sexism is stupid

Just like women

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What are the most funny Sexism jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sexism? Well, here are the best Sexism dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Sexism pick up lines to share with friends.

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