The Best 49 Sex Games Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sex Games jokes. There are some sex games microtransactions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sex games still game puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sex Games Jokes and Puns

A priest passed near a young boys gang that were hanging out next to the church.



He went close to them and asked them: "What are you boys doing there?"

"Not much, Father. We are playing a game in which however says the biggest lie about his sexual life, wins!"

"Oh, boys!" surprised said the priest. "When I was your age I wasn’t even thinking about sex!"

And the boys unanimously: "You won, Father!"

nsfw Wife's New Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

Sex is like playing a game of Bridge...

If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand.

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My blackjack game is a lot like my sex life.

I always hit on 16.


Why is sex like a game of Euchre?

You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar.

I play a lot of single player.

Sex Games joke, My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar.

LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard.

Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season.

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.

She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.' The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint…my….house.'

Describe your sex life with a video-game title.

Uncharted.

Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex?

It's a game the whole family can enjoy!

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For me sex is like a game

singleplayer

Drunk sex is like a WNBA game.

It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes.

My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex.

She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time.

For me sex is like a game

Single player

My first time having sex was alot like my first football game

It was painful, it was tiring

But at least my dad came

Sex Games joke, My first time having sex was alot like my first football game

I like my sex like my pirate warrior games .

Over in 2 minutes

Poking holes in your friend's condoms is fun and games until

your girlfriend gets pregnant and you've never had sex with her

Preforming acts of genuine kindness is a lot like my sex game...

A whole lot of effort for a quick ending


Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the sex.

Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.

Sex is like football

it's all fun and games until you get raped.

How was the first time I had sex?

It was like my first football game:

I was glad my dad came early

Being an Arsenal fans is like dating with no sex

Winning games but no trophy

I was never good at football or sex...

Due to them being a game of inches

My sex life is like a video game

Single Player.

Nowadays almost all games have lots of transgender midgets having sex.

Micro Trans-actions.

Sex Games joke, Nowadays almost all games have lots of transgender midgets having sex.

If you're just looking for sex, find yourself a girl from Philly that likes football.

They're used to playing the game and never getting a ring.

How is sex like a game of bridge?

With a great hand, you don't even need a partner.

Sex with my wife was getting boring so I hired a sexy young assistant.

He takes care of her while I play video games.


Bad sex is a lot like an in-game quick time event

Both involve people furiously mashing a button, hoping it'll work.

Sex is like a video game for me.

I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.

Game Show Idea

Idea: Three sides of different ethnicities have sex with a girl at the same time, and you bet on
what the race of the baby is.

Gaming Sex Robot

I brought a sex robot from EA and it's so realistic. It wont have sex with me until I buy Cosmetic Item add-ons.

If there's one thing I learned from playing online games...

It's that my mom likes having sex with 12 year old boys


Sex is like a chess game

1. The more you practice the better you play.
2. You need to watch your partner's every move.
3. The first game was with grandpa.

My long term girlfriend and I like to play a sex game to spice things up and keep it interesting...

She pretends to be a nurse, and I pretend that I'm still attracted to her.

Video games are like my sex life

Everything is going along perfectly until my hand starts cramping

I get anxious when I watch Game of Thrones with my parents, because of all the sex.

Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don't hear them.

For me, sex is like a game

I watch it online, because I can't afford it.

Sometimes I get bored during sex

So I play a game called, Just the Shaft, because I still like puzzles.

My golf game is a lot like my sex life.....

.....both are all about my right hand.

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex while we watched Game of Thrones.

So I just gave her a little finger.

For me, sex is only a game.

In single-player mode.

My games are like my sex

Single-player.

A nights work...

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.

She says, "Hey, tonight is your lucky night. I've got a very special game for us to play. Tonight I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies, "Hey, why not?, you're on" So he proceeds to put £300 on the bar from his wallet, and says to the sex worker slowly. "Paint…my….house."

Anything you want!

 A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words.' The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays $300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint…my….house.'

All in a night's work

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.' The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint…my….house.'

why do Canadians have sex dog style?

So they both watch the hockey game.

Chess Champion

The reporter asked the reigning chess grandmaster "What do you do before your games ?"

"Well", said the champ, "I never have sex on the night before a big match"

"Does that help you concentrate? "

"I'm not sure" he sighed "I don't have sex any other night either".

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