The Best 68 Sex Drive Jokes

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"I admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

A 96-year old man is pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive.

"Surely you're imagining things," says the doctor. "You're 96 years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?" "Yes," replies the elderly man, "that's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good."

The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.



"Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive."

"Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head."

"Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."

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A man goes over to his girlfriend's house..

But when he arrives her friend answers the door, she tells him to sit down, he does, she then starts talking about sex, how much she likes him, and finally, that they should cheat on the girlfriend. The man stands up, and with a blank face, walks outside. At his car is his girlfriend, who runs up to him and tells him, "I trust you." He smiles as they drive off.

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car

Aids or Alzheimer's

A man takes his wife to the doctor. The doctor says "Well, its either aids or alzheimers."

"What do you mean?" the guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Well, the two look a lot alike in the early stages." said the doctor, "Tell you what, drive her way out into the country. Once your there kick her out of the car. If she finds her way back, don't have sex with her."


two men are driving down the country road when....

...one man sees a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. he pulls the truck over, gets out, walks up to the sheep and pulls down his pants and has sex with the sheep. After he is done he walks back and tells his buddy "hey man its your turn". his buddy walks over to the sheep, gives a deep sigh, and sticks his head in the fence.

My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car

and she wanted me to drive

Sex Drive joke, My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car

What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%?

Wedding cake.

Did you know that beer contains female hormones?

It's true. You drink too much you get fat, get emotional, talk too much, cry, and you can't drive a car.

All apologies to the fairer sex.

Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive.

Wedding cake.

What do you call it when a guy crashes while recieving road head?

An out of control sex drive.

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Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

Because the camels can't handle it

Why don't Muslims teach driving and sex ed. on the same day?

They don't want to wear the camel out.

Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

They don't want to overwork the camel.

My wife asked me what happened to my sex drive

I told her I bashed it with a hammer because the police finally got a search warrant.

So my wife asked me what happened to my sex drive

I told her I destroyed it with a hammer because I thought the police were onto it.

Sex Drive joke, So my wife asked me what happened to my sex drive

After years of research scientists have discovered a substance that kill sex drive...

Wedding Cake

What kind of food kills a woman's sex drive?

Wedding cake

Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...

it's called 'wedding cake'


how big is Jared fogel's sex drive?

bout 5.6TB

Money-minded Cabbie!!

A guy is on a date with a girl, so he takes her to Lovers' Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you -- I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25, and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver, and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?

A: Her wedding cake.

I wonder what drives a human to have sex with animals.

Probably their tractors.

Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom

I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex

Two Newfies are driving down a country road when...

...they see a goat with its head stuck in the fence. The first Newfie says to the other, let's pull over! So they get out of the car and the first Newfie starts having sex with the goat. "Your turn" he says. The second Newfie sticks his head in the fence.

Wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car...

She asked me if I could drive :-(

I told her to get some of those pills that increase a girls sex drive...

...she came home with diet pills for me instead

Why can't Mexican schools have sex-ed classes and driving lessons on the same day?

Not enough donkeys

Did you know there's a food that's scientifically proven to kill a woman's sex drive?

Wedding Cake.

Study shows...

80%of married man cannot fall a sleep after sex. Because they still have to drive home.

What do you call two self driving cars that just had sex?

Auto-mated

My wife has a low sex drive.

She only gets turned on by midgets.

What food makes a woman's sex drive fall to almost nothing?

Wedding cake.

She said "No sex for you tonight"

So I responded "No sex FROM you tonight. All I have to do is drive across town".

An elderly man told his doctor

An elderly man told his doctor, "I'd like you to give me something to lower my sex drive."

The doctor said, "That's an odd request for a man your age. Your sex drive is too high?"

"That's right," the man replied. "It's all in my head. I'd like it to be three feet lower."

This food has been proven to drastically reduce or even eliminate sex drive in a significant percentage of women.

It's wedding cake.

My boyfriend and I both drive Hondas.

He's got one of those boxy ones, and mine is a mid-size sedan. And neither of us has our own place, so we mostly end up just having sex inside the car. His is a little bigger, so we usually use his.

Recently, however, he's been wanting to experiment a little bit, and he's saying we should try some things out while having sex on top of his car, instead of inside it.

But if I'm gonna have sex with my boyfriend in a way that's out of his Element, it will have to be on my own Accord.

What is it called when a pc builder has rough sex?

A hard drive

What's the difference between having sex with a woman and driving a Yugo?

When you're finished riding one of them you have to deal with fussy parts!

A man is on his death bed. He asks his wife...

"Will you re-marry after I die?"

"Oh, I don't know..." she says. "Maybe."

"Will you let another man move into our house with you?"

"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Will you let another man drive my car?"

"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Well, will you have sex with another man at some point?"

"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Will you let another man use my golf clubs!?"

"Nah. He's left-handed."

The sex toy industry could make millions during the holidays...

If they had a drive called "Toys for Twats."

7 year old daughter was looking at mom's driving licence and saw sex:F and started laughing

She then said you must. be so bad at sex to get an F no wonder dad's with the maid all the time

A 7 year old girl

A 7 year old girl was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written " SEX: F", she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said " I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you got an F. Now i understand why daddy is always with the maid.

The definition of success is different for different ages

5 year old-Not peeing in your pants at night

12 years old-Having a lot friends

16 years old-Being able to drive

20 years old-Having a lot of sex

34 years old-Having a lot of money

54 years old-Having a lot of sex

65 years old-Being able to drive

70 years old-Having a lot of friends

75 years old-Not peeing in your pants at night

Male Sex Drive Through The Ages

Between 16 and 32: Tri-weekly

Between 33 and 52: Try weekly

52 and up: Try weakly

What's the one food guaranteed to kill a woman's sex drive?

Wedding cake.

Driving in traffic in the city I moved into is a lot like having sex with my ex-girlfriend...

It always seems like I can never go too fast for too long and whenever a gap opens up in front of me another guy already filled it up.

Dont have sex with your cars steering wheel

I did, and its driving me nuts.

Scientists discover a food proven to lower a woman's sex drive by at least 95%

This discovery has been named "Wedding Cake"

The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of cocaine on quails' sex drive...

The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.

Why isnt there driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in the Middle East?

The goat needed a break.

Technically speaking, my sex drive is

a hard disk.

I don't want my son buying Grand Theft Auto. Having sex with prostitutes, stealing from innocent people, driving recklessly...

I can teach him about these for free.

What do you call a hard drive after sex?

A floppy disc

My wife's been telling me lately about how sex is so much more exciting on holiday

It's driving me nuts, she keeps sending me postcards

I have an enormous sex drive.

4TB

Sex is like learning how to drive

Both times it's in the parking lot with your dad

My sex drive is absolutely huge....

Currently it's at 10 terabytes!

Scientists have identified what completely kills a man's sex drive.

A power surge.

A blonde was going for a driving test for her license but was nervous as she'd failed 8 times before. After talking with her blonde friends they came up with a sure-fire plan. She was to pick a man as the driving instructor, and to use sex as a bargaining tactic in exchange for passing her

She came back disappointed though, she failed.
What happened? her friends asked.
When I was sucking him off, I crashed

Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers

You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.

Scientists Discover Food That Lowers Womens' Sex Drive By 90 Percent

'Wedding Cake'

A 95 year-old male says to his doctor, I want to lower my sex drive.

The doctor exclaims, You're 95! Why would you want to lower your sex drive?! The patient replies, Well, right now all of my sex drive is up in my brain, and obviously I want it to move lower.

What is a food that, if eaten by women, could lower their sex drive by up to 90%?

Wedding cake

I'm starting a second hand sex toy drive

It's called Toys for Twats.

I need a woman who is beautiful... I need a woman who is a wildcat in bed with a high sex drive... I need a woman who is wealthy...

...and I need these women to never meet.

Mental hospital

A nurse at a mental hospital checks in a room to find patient Bob pretending to drive a car.

- Bob, what are you doing?
Asked the nurse curiously.

- I'm on a road trip to Canada.
Bob replied.

The nurse wishes him a pleasant journey and proceeds to patient Gary's cell to find him masturbating.

- Heavens, Gary! What are you doing?!
Asked the nurse.

- I am having sex with Bob's wife while he's in Canada.
Gary replied.

At first I was mad when my doctor prescribed me medication that would lower my sex drive, but now ..

No hard feelings.

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