Sewn Jokes

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What is a good sewn joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear about the nun who was caught with cannabis sewn into her robe?

She had a drug habit.

The butcher

A butcher gets his finger stuck in a slicer and cuts it off. He spends all day at the hospital getting the stump sewn up, then calls his wife.
"Honey, I'm in the hospital," he says. "I accidentally cut off my finger, but I'm OK."
"Oh, God!" she cries. "The whole finger?"
"No. The one next to it."

Did you hear about the guy who has his b**... sewn together?

He was Crackalakin.

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