Sewing Thread Jokes
17 sewing thread jokes and hilarious sewing thread puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sewing thread that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sewing Thread Short Jokes
Short sewing thread jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sewing thread humour may include short sewing needles jokes also.
- According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had.. Oops... sorry, wrong thread.
- Mom: I don't think you know what it means to thread a needle through cloth. Child: Yeah. Sew?
- Coffee Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running.
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Sewing Thread One Liners
Which sewing thread one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sewing thread? I can suggest the ones about needle and thread and sewing.
- Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread.
- Link to the ultimate guide for sewing and hemming clothing. Sorry, wrong thread.
- I was going to make a joke about thread but… It would have been sew bad
- Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread.
- How to sew... >! THREAD !<
- Memo for our next sewing club meeting! Oops wrong thread!
Sewing Thread Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sewing thread you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sewing machine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sewing thread pranks.
What's the difference between Captain Picard, a scared female pig, a loose thread, and the likelihood this joke is terrible?
One likes to make it so, one is an afraid sow, one is a frayed sew, and sorry, but I'm afraid so!
My pillow
I designed my own pillow. The pillow to rule all pillows. The perfect dimensions, the perfect stiffness, the perfect material. I sought the finest fabrics from around the globe and set to work on my grandest creation. It took months, but I finished. The last step was to transport it from the sewing room upstairs to my bedroom downstairs. Alas, I dropped it from the top of the stairs and by the time it reached the bottom there was stuffing everywhere, and all of the thread had come loose.
It appeared I would have to live without my pillow...
or sew its seams.