Sewing Needles Jokes

20 sewing needles jokes and hilarious sewing needles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sewing needles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sewing Needles Short Jokes

Short sewing needles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sewing needles humour may include short sewing thread jokes also.

  1. I'm trying to think of a sewing pun but I'm really struggling. I needle the help I can get.
  2. Last night I ran out of sewing needles. I should go to the supermarket and grab myself a punnet.
  3. Mom: I don't think you know what it means to thread a needle through cloth. Child: Yeah. Sew?
  4. Coffee Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running.
  5. The worst job I ever had was at the canvas factory, pushing a large needle through 50 layers of cloth over and over and over... Sew boring!
  6. I woke up with pins and needles in my arm Maybe I should put the sewing kit away before I go to sleep next time.
  7. I recently started sewing myself a sweater but I didn't have all the proper equipment... ...needle-less to say, I didn't get very far.

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Sewing Needles One Liners

Which sewing needles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sewing needles? I can suggest the ones about needle and thread and sewing machine.

  1. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
  2. Christmas trees are bad at sewing They always drop their needles.
  3. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
  4. I am trying to think of a sewing pun. but do i really needle?
  5. The sword s**... went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles He was on a diet
  6. Why do Christmas trees s**... at sewing? They're always dropping their needles!

Unearthly Funniest Sewing Needles Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about sewing needles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sewing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sewing needles pranks.


After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle.
After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked:
Where is my husband?
He is lying on the sewing-machine table St.Pierre replied.