Sewing Machine Jokes

Funniest Sewing Machine Short Jokes

Short sewing machine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sewing machine humour may include short singer sewing machine jokes also.

1. What did Captain Picard say to the engineer when the Enterprise's sewing machine broke? Make it sew.
2. My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
3. I have a friend who writes lyrics about sewing machines She is a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams
   They'll keep you bobbin your head.
4. My friend writes songs about sewing machines... Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
5. I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
6. I have a friend who writes ballads about antique sewing machines... He's a Singer songwriter it seams...
7. Coffee Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running.
8. What did Jean-Luc Picard say when Engineering offered to fix his electric sewing machine? Make it sew!
9. I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines So there's a singer/songwriter... or sew it seams.
10. So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?

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Sewing Machine One Liners

Which sewing machine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sewing machine? I can suggest the ones about sewing and sewing thread.

1. I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter.
2. My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter.
3. My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
4. I come from a very musical family Even the sewing machine's a singer
5. My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer song writer.
6. What do you say to an angry woman sitting at a sewing machine? You seem stressed.
7. How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit
8. I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together
9. I write songs about sewing machines I'm a Singer Songwriter
10. How does a sewing machine feel while it's working? Happily, it seams.

Singer Sewing Machine Jokes

Here is a list of funny singer sewing machine jokes and even better singer sewing machine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two sewing machines were walking down the road... As they pass by each other one says to the other "Hey are you that Singer?".
  The other replies "Janome?".

Sewing Machine Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny sewing machine day jokes and even better sewing machine day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Captain Picard makes his own outfits. One day his sewing machine broke down so he took it to a repair shop and said...

Laughter Sewing Machine Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about sewing machine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laundry machine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sewing machine pranks.