Sewer Jokes

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Funniest Sewer Short Jokes

Short sewer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sewer humour may include short sewing jokes also.

1. How do you tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word "sewer".
2. How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area.
3. my friend was found dead in a drain. The police said he had killed himself.
   "How can you be sure" I asked.
   They said "it's clearly sewer-cide"
4. Why did the Christian convert quit his job at the sewer company? Because entering manholes was no longer his thing.
5. How are a lid on a sewer and a pair of men's underwear the same? They're both manhole covers.
6. Why is it a terrible idea to get in a legal dispute with anyone at the sanitation department? They have lots of Sewers
7. Why are sewer covers called manholes? If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
8. How to get a divorce Wife: Honey, how do I look?
   Husband: Like a.. Well, great!
   Wife: Good great or bad great?
   Husband: Overflowing sewer grate.
9. Why does Pennywise live in the sewer? He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of room for his floaters.
10. Everybody really loves the new "IT" movie. But when I dress up as a clown, and lure kids into the sewer with red balloons I get diagnosed as a psychopath.

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Sewer One Liners

Which sewer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sewer? I can suggest the ones about sewage and sewing machine.

1. What do you call a dirty tailor? A sewer.
2. What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself? Sewercide
3. What do you call a sewer that keeps questioning everything. A sceptic sewer.
4. My city likes their sewers like I like my ads Blocked
5. Did you hear about the protest from the sewer dwellers? They were revolting.
6. What do you call a group of people that hang out by sewers? Sewer-side Squad
7. How did the ex-convict get stuck in the sewer grate? He felon.
8. What do you call someone that's really into drainage systems? A Connoi-sewer
9. Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!
10. What did the man do after falling into a manhole? Sewer-cide
11. Right now I'm part of one of the largest networks on Earth. The sewer-connected butts.
12. My Aunt Sue is a rather mediocre knitter She's a so-so sewer Sue
13. Life is like a sewer What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
14. A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling.
15. What do you do when the female plumber messes up your plumbing? You Sewer

Sewer Pipe Jokes

Here is a list of funny sewer pipe jokes and even better sewer pipe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear that a sewer pipe broke at the football stadium during a game? Apparently, the s**... hit the fans.

Silly & Ridiculous Sewer Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about sewer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seamstress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sewer pranks.