The Best 5 Sewed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sewed jokes. There are some sewed seam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sewed euripides puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sewed Jokes and Puns

I decided to see what it was like to live as a woman.

So I sewed all the pockets of my jeans shut.

Did you hear about the kid born without eye lids?

They sewed his forskin on there. The surgery went fine but he's been cockeyed ever since

There was a hooker who had an appendectomy.

the doctor sewed up the wrong hole so now she's making money on the side

What did the pumpkin do when he ripped his pants?

He sewed on a pumpkin patch.

What did the tailor after she got hit by the car driven by a lawyer?

she sewed him


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sewed stitch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sewed suture piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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