Severus Snape Jokes
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Why was Snape so upset when Lily Potter was wrongfully terminated?
She was never able to receive her Severus package.
Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener
His lilies always die
Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?
It's because his Lily died.
How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?
By slitherin'.
If Snape got fired...
Would he receive a Severus package?
What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?
Always.
Snape: "I think the Dark Lord has returned."
Potter: "Are you serious?"
Snape: "No, I'm Severus."
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