Severus Jokes
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Why was Snape so upset when Lily Potter was wrongfully terminated?
She was never able to receive her Severus package.
Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener
His lilies always die
Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?
It's because his Lily died.
How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?
By slitherin'.
Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?
Severus Package
The entire Slytherin staff is getting laid off soon
I hear they're getting a good Severus package.
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