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114 severe jokes and hilarious severe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about severe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article examines the idea of severe jokes in light of the current environment of persistent severe weather, ailments, and fever. Using examples, it will explore how extreme humor can reflect challenging times and difficult subjects.

Best Short Severe Jokes

Short severe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The severe humour may include short mild jokes also.

  1. Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans.
  2. Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet. Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.
  3. The iPhone X removes the home button. Meaning you'll be homeless on several different levels.
  4. When Kim Jong-Un met Donald Trump some questioned whether he could actually speak English It has now been reported that Trump actually managed several sentences in almost fluent English.
  5. I feel severely let down by two people in my life. My father, my mother, and my mathematics teacher.
  6. In my day, schooling was so severe. If we got answers wrong in class, teachers would hit us with unbreakable metal ruler.
    Tough measures.
  7. I dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot yesterday.... It caused severe pain To-ma-toes.
  8. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
  9. A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitar The Judge asked "First time offender?"
    She replied, "No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender."
  10. Why is obesity not a problem in Japan? Because the last time they had a fat man there. Several thousand people died.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about severe can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of severe puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Severe One Liners

Which severe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with severe? I can suggest the ones about intense and extremely.

  1. I know several jokes in sign language I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
  2. I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
  3. What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister.
  4. What word means the same thing with several letters added? Mailbox
  5. My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him.
  6. All girls are squirters.. Just have to know which artery to severe.
  7. What does an Italian have when he is missing one arm? A severe speech impediment.
  8. Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on.
  9. In all my years working at the Land Rover factory... I made several discoveries
  10. What do you call a person with severe ADHD AD4K
  11. I know several jokes in sign language. I guarantee no one has heard them before.
  12. I have the attention span of a gold fish It's been staring at me for several minutes now.
  13. Why did the doctor feel beat after flying United? He had a severe case of jet drag.
  14. What do you call a fire ant with severe learning disabilities? A fire retardant.
  15. Caitlyn Jenner came out today and said she was groped by Bruce Jenner over several years

Suffered Severe Jokes

Here is a list of funny suffered severe jokes and even better suffered severe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I almost had a heart attack at the circus I was suffering severe jest pains
  • Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock. Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.
  • A man walks into a bar he suffers a severe head injury.
  • I went to see a doctor. I said, "My girlfriend says I'm suffering from severe paranoia."
    "What do you want me to do?" he asked.
    I said, "Stop having s**... with her."
  • Did you hear about that guy who committed s**... in a crater He was suffering from severe depression.

Severe Weather Jokes

Here is a list of funny severe weather jokes and even better severe weather puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Met Office severe weather warning: Be careful who you take home tonight, you could be stuck with them for the whole weekend.
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Amusing & Witty Severe Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about severe you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean extensive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make severe prank.

Who will survive no nut november the longest?

The people with a severe nut allergy

Onomatopoeia

A man walks into a doctor's office. He describes his symptoms to the doctor, and the doctor decides to run some blood tests on him to figure out the problem. After the test results come back, the doctor approaches the man and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're suffering from a severe case of Onomatopoeia." The man, looking frightened, replies, "Onomatopoeia...what is that?"
Said the doctor, "It's just what it sounds like."

Helpful Daughter

Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression...

...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

You know what they say about people with big brains, right?

"You have a severe case of meningitis."

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff...

He's been really flaky lately.

Dough Boy

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.

I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy.

But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself.

Permanent e**...

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent e**... which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is one third ownership in the store and 3000 Dollars a month in living expenses."

I'm severely allergic to bees...

...whenever I go near one, I break out in hives!

A severed foot...

...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg

Head and Shoulders

There are two women in an elevator. One blonde, one brunette. A man walks in. This man has a severe case of dandruff. The brunette says to the blonde "This guy has a ton of dandruff, we should give him some head and shoulders".The blonde replies back saying " How do we give shoulders".

It must be 1929...

Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression.

What has two thumbs and severe adhd?

i don't know but you are gonna love this yoyo trick

I have a severe allergy to alcohol

Whenever I drink it I breakout in handcuffs.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

Husband send a text to his wife

Husband's text:
>Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.
Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches.
I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility.
Love you.
Wife's response:
>Who's Paula?

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges.

Turns out I have severe truss
issues.

I've recently had severe bowel incontinence, so I decided to consult my doctor before starting up a daily powerwalking routine...

When I asked how my condition will affect my walks, my doctor responded, "Nothing severe, but you never know when the walks will turn into the runs."

Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls...

This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs.

Your momma is so fat...

She has crippling depression and it causes severe problems with her social life.

My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.

That came out of nowhere.

I've kinda felt like my headphones recently

I've got a severe lack of anything to jack inside of.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless.

I feel for him.

Why was the crocodile arrested?

Because of severe alligations.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache

Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine

Did you hear about the German man who was up to no good?

I heard he has a severe guten allergy.

My teacher's grades have a severe curve to them.

She was diagnosed with schooliosis

My grandpa kicked the bucket yesterday, but he's still in the hospital.

His toe injury was more severe than originally thought.

The doctor gave me some bad news today...

He said I had severe onomatopoeia.
I asked what that was, and surely enough, it's exactly what it sounds like.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

By giving it severe permanent brain damage.

I should stop washing my dog so often.

He developed a severe case of dandrwoof.

I'm very worried about my severe coffee addiction

It's been keeping me up every night

Did you hear Chuck Norris has been shot?

The bullet had severe internal injuries.

I enjoy flying, but have a severe phobia of boarding queues

I spoke to the doctor, but they said it was a terminal illness

Hitlers Disease

A little known fact about Adolf h**... he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.

Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''

Genie quits working after a severe disagreement with master.

He rubbed her the wrong way.

The new elementary school teacher confessed to me that she had severe social anxiety

It's ok, I said. "Just pretend your audience is n**..."

Two people with severe ADHD walk into a bar

I'm not sure what We we're talking about.

The doctor said my osteoporosis wasn't severe enough to keep me out of work.

Jesus woman, give me a break.

TJ Miller should change his name...

...to TJ Maxx: A disorganized mess of stuff that can now be had at a severe discount to it's previous value.

Although the cannibalism of the praying mantis may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly s**... the life out of her partner over a period of decades.

This process is commonly called marriage.

An uncircumcised friend of mine had to have plastic surgery on his eyelids after a severe burn to his face and the doctor used his f**... for the graft...

The doctor was able to save his sight but now he is a little cockeyed.

My friend had a severe case of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...

We had no idea how we should break it to him.

As a child I had a severe condition where I had to drink my own u**... else I would die

Lucky my brother told me about it before it was too late.

My friend's a police detective and has been diagnosed with severe schizophrenia. He first realized there was a problem...

...when he started to question himself...

A Chinese man visits the doctor

His hands are covered in severe burns from a cooking accident.
The man says, "I know it's bad, doctor, but how bad is it?"
The doctor replies, "I'm afraid you'll never wok again."

What do you call a man with a sword and severe anxiety?

A worrier.

When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel...

... That's a moray.

God said to Eve: "I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;"

Clever as she was, she asked, "You mind if I pay in periods?"

School Essay Test

A teacher says to her class Tomorrow morning there will be a set essay writing exam. You are all to be on your best form and well rested overnight
One lad pipes up with a smirk What if we are suffering from severe s**... exhaustion Miss?
Well, she replies you'll just have to try to write with your other hand!

Doctor: I'd give him Lithium for his severe depression.

If that doesn't work, Barium.

My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...

he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.

We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.

Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician

Give a man a fish & you will feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he will cause severe ecological collapses

A man's in-laws are causing him severe stress....

It's gotten so bad that he's decided to talk to his doctor about the physical pain he's experiencing. The doctor prescribes him some painkillers and sends him on his way.
A few days later, the man comes back complaining that the painkillers aren't working. The doctor ups his dose and sees him out. This process continues until a few weeks later. The man is visibly happier and healthier. The doctor asks him if the painkillers worked.
"Yep! They're finally dead."

Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students,

Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.

A doctor is reading out tests results to an elderly patient.

- Sir, the two test results are in and I'm afraid I have bad news. First of all, you have phase 8 terminal metastasized cancer.
- Oh no.. d**..., this is not good.. what else?
- You also have quite a severe case of Alzheimer.
- oh thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer.

Doctor, i have CDO

Doctor: what's that?
Patient: OCD, but mine is too severe that I put it in alphabetical order

Breaking News: Putin orders full investigation and promises severe punishment for whoever poisoned opposition politician Navalny...

insufficiently.

I asked my boss if I can have the day off due to severe constipation

He said no because I'm full of s**...

Wow, my ex must have a severe case of the coronavirus.

I just got a notice from a judge saying to stay at least 50 feet away from her!

I was in quite a severe accident when I was younger, it damaged my legs really bad.

I had to get a double kid knee transplant.

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I was interested in taking part in a marathon.

I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought "d**..., I might actually win this".

After cleaning up from a recent severe storm, my neighbor offered me free wood for my fireplace.

That was very nice of him. Free firewood doesn't grow on trees, you know.

I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...

Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day

With all the new, more severe, strains of Covid being discovered..

I guess that means that the original was actually Corona light..

Severe joke, With all the new, more severe, strains of Covid being discovered..

jokes about severe

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