Severance Jokes
6 severance jokes and hilarious severance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about severance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good severance joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male." They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS"
A man takes his wife to get tested
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
Extremely hot and capable of severely injuring my t**...
I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
I recently found out my mom has a disturbing f**.... She has slept with several underage teenagers and I am really concerned about their well being.
The victims contacted me while playing CoD.
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