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Do you have a dark sense of humour? If so, you'll love this collection of severed jokes! We've compiled a list of morbid one-liners about severed fingers, heads, and feet. Laugh until you're torn about these macabre laughs!

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What do you call a black guy with severed legs?

**AN AMBULANCE, CALL HIM AN AMBULANCE**

Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son.....

*Son: Yes father?
*Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found!
editted for format, which I s**... at apparently

Just found an envelope containing several severed fingers in my mailbox

It was weird because we don't usually get mail on Sundays

In the famous severed horse head scene in The Godfather they originally were going to use a Swordfish.

It didn't really fit in with the marlin brand-though.

Material Guy

A guy crashes his new sports car and when the police arrive, he is crying Oh my god, my gorgeous Ferrari!
The police officer tells him that material possessions are the least of his troubles, considering his left arm was severed as well.
The guy looks down where his arm used to be and wails Oh, my god, my precious Rolex!

What do you call it when 007 gets cut in half?

A severed Bond.

I was out on the west coast, trying to sell some guns to a street gang.

The gang member handed me a bag of severed toes with tiny $'s and tiny blue bandanas tied to them. I said "What's this?! No cash?!" He said it was the latest trend "Crip Toe Currency".
After a few months I wanted to buy a stolen sports car, but had no cash. My friend worked at a morgue so he got me a bag of severed toes and I drew $'s on them and tied tiny red bananas to them. I went to that gang member and tried to pay for the car and he said...
"Sorry. I don't want your Blood Money."

A severed foot...

...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg


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