Sevenyearold Jokes

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"Daddy, where did I come from?"

Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about s**... attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.
"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie is getting married."

"Oh?" says the mother. "And how old is Janie?"
"Five," replies the boy.
"Well," says the father, " what are you going to do for money?"
"I get 15 cents a week in allowance," says the son, "and Janie gets 10 cents. We figured that if we put them together we we´d be okay."
"I see," says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have children?"
"Well," says the boy, "so far, we've been lucky."

What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?

It's also a seven-year-old liquor.

h**... s**...

Cletus, a seven-year-old h**..., comes up to his dad one day and says, "Daddy, what's s**...?'
The dad says, "Why Cletus! You're all of seven years old, and you don't know what s**... is?"
Cletus drops his eyes and says, "No, I shorely don't."
The dad says, "C'mere, young'n." Takes him by the wrist and into their shack, where the mom is passed out on the couch from drinking corn liquor all morning.
The dad lifts up her threadbare calico dress, points, and says, "See that hole twixt yer mammy's legs?"
"Well, watch this." He drops his pants, gets on, and starts boning the mom.
Cletus is watching, wide-eyed, and his sister, five-year-old Lu Ella, comes in, gasps, and says, "Cletus! What're they doin'?"
"Having s**...."
"What's s**...?"
"Why Lu Ella! You're all of five years old, and you don't know what s**... is?"
Lu Ella drops her eyes and says, "No, I shorely don't."
Cletus says, "See that hole twixt Daddy's legs? Watch this!"

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