The Best 35 Seventh Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Seventh jokes. There are some seventh 9th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these seventh inning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Seventh Jokes and Puns

Number 7

Mark dreams number 7.

He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.

He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.

Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.

Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.

The horse comes seventh.

A musical joke...

So G# is in a bar when the bartender says
"Hey! Your the seventh minor I've seen here tonite!"

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those in the first decile,

Those in the second decile,

Those in the third decile,

Those in the fourth decile,

Those in the fifth decile,

Those in the sixth decile,

Those in the seventh decile,

Those in the eighth decile,

Those in the ninth decile,

And finally, those in the tenth decile.

Seventh joke, There are 10 types of people in the world

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Plank goes to a ball game

A small plank of wood goes to Watch a baseball game. For the first few innings, the plank is super into it. But by the seventh inning, its interest starts to fade.

A man nearby notices the fading enjoyment and starts up a conversation.

"Hey man, how you liking the game?" He asks.

"I really like it. I think it's pretty cool" the small plank replies.

"Really," says the man, "cuz it seems to me like you're a little board."


It is said that God made the world in six days, and rested on the seventh day.

Does that make it an eccle-*siesta*?

What's the seventh Noble Gas?

King Farthur.

Seventh joke, What's the seventh Noble Gas?

What's the difference between falling from the seventh floor and falling from the second?

7th floor:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
...
*thud*

2nd floor:

*thud*
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Sorry.

"Hey Dave!"

A guy is sitting in the left field bleachers of a baseball stadium, watching the game. In the first inning, someone pretty far behind him yells, "HEY DAVE!" The guy turns around and can't find who was yelling it.

This happens again in the fourth inning, and once more in the seventh. Frustrated at this point, the guy turns around and yells, "MY NAME'S NOT DAVE!!!"

It only took me one drink to get drunk...

I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth
(George Burns)

In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block

They have a fear of Eights

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Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street

Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack?

Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7

First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon

I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me.

A rabbi comes home and tells his wife

A rabbi comes home and tells his wife: "Honey, I made seven people happy today. I had three couples married."

"Who's the seventh person?" asks the wife.

"Do you really think I did it for free?" says the rabbi.

How do we know there are no women in heaven?

Revelation 8:1 says: "And when he openeth the seventh seal, there came silence in the heaven about half-an-hour"

[PUL] How would you like a deep conversation with the seventh most attractive man in the room?

Cool. Let's wait for him together.

Seventh joke, [PUL] How would you like a deep conversation with the seventh most attractive man in the room?

Why was the relgious seventh grader sad?

He was made fun of by eighthiests

I entered a masturbation contest...

I came in first, fourth and seventh.

Love is the seventh sense

According to Genius William Sexfear,

Love is the seventh sense

that destroys all the other 'Six Senses'


A group of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter a beer...

By the seventh order the bartender asks them "is this some sort of a joke?"

The last mathematician explains "no, we just know our limits".

Adam and Eve had been brainstorming with God for what felt like an eternity.

"Two dozen hours?" asked Adam.

"One seventh of a week?" suggested Eve.

God shook his head and sighed. "Let's just call it a day."

A young man sits down at a bar and says, "I want six shots of Jagermeister."

"Six shots!?" exclaims the bartender, "Are you celebrating something?"

"My first blow job," replies the young man.

"Well, in that case," says the bartender, slapping him on the back, "let me give you a seventh on the house."

The man holds up his hand, "No offense, sir. But if six shots don't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

I bought ten bananas and began peeling each one as perfectly as I could. After finishing the seventh banana and beginning the next, I realised I had missed a small piece of the peel, just near the top. So being a total perfectionist I stuck the peel back on and did it again ...

Yes folks, it seems I just re\-peeled the eighth.

I remember my seventh grade teacher telling me "All jokes have to have a punchline, otherwise they aren't funny."

I guess she was right.

A seventh grader asked his English teacher a question in class

"Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. She replied, "We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent."

During lunch break that day, the teacher gave the student her packed lunch and asked him to heat it in the Cafeteria. He ate all the food and returned her the empty container.

Shocked, she asked: "What happened? The boy replied: "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.

Why can't Christians stay in court longer than a week?

Because on the seventh day they rest their case.

Did you know six out of seven guys don't mind orgys?

It's the seventh guy that hates it.

Her: I think you should seek a therapist help

Me: Well, all my six personalities agree with you, but I'm the seventh so f*ck you, aunt Evelyn!

If there was a competition for precision...

I'd come sixty seventh.

I know a guy who religiously gets his teeth checked once per week

. He's a Seventh Day A Dentist

What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?

"Aw *hail* naw!"

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.

I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."

My mother replies, "that's the plan."

What was Ghandi's favorite part of a baseball game?

The seventh inning stretch.

On the seventh day God rested when He should've fixed the bugs.

Just came up with this after dealing with somebody's PMS.

The wish.

One day, a married couple walked into a temple. The preist said "today is a fortunate day for praying, you both pray to god and ask a wish each and it will be granted"
The Wife prays "God, I hope me and my husband stay together for 7 lives"
Husband after listening this, prays "God, may this be the seventh life of us staying together".

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