Seven Eleven Jokes
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For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a g**..., and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."
A mathematical limerick
A dozen, a g**..., and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
This might be the nerdiest joke I know. Here's a bonus mathematical nerd joke:
Why don't riddles work in octal notation?
Because seven ten eleven.
( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0
A dozen, a g**..., and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more
Q: Why don't Indians play football?
A: Because every time they get a corner they open up a shop or a seven eleven.
A combinatorics professor once said,
A combinatorics professor once said, "Please solve exercises one, three, seven, and eleven, once, in any order."
I wonder why there are locks on the doors of Seven-Eleven when it says they are open 24/7.
Three fathers were in the hospital waiting room for news about their new born children.
The nurse comes out and congratulates the first father for getting twins, the father is both happy over the news and also amazed that it's twins because he works at the "two hands hardware store".
After a while the nurse comes back out and congratulates the second father for getting triplets, he too is amazed because he works for "the three fathers of mining solutions".
After a while the nurse comes out to congratulate the third father but sees him standing in front of the open window, ready to jump out. She asks "what is his issue?". One of the fathers reply: "he works at seven eleven..."
A man comes home drunk late at night.
He hears his cuckoo clock strike four a.m.
Vaguely remembering he promised his wife to be home before midnight, his mind races to come up with a plan: He imitates the clock's call some more times, and his wife will be none the wiser. When he finally goes to bed, his wife doesn't say a word; no lecture, no tirade.
The next morning, his wife says "You'll have to take the clock for repairs, dear."
"Why's that, it worked so nicely when I got home at eleven."
"Yeah, well first the clock called four times, then seven more times, then it gave a burp, hit the wardrobe and got some serious hiccups, that's not normal for a clock."
Why is eleven running away from seven?
Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven.
Seven Ate Nine Then Eleven.
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