Seven Deadly Sins Jokes

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In a confession booth...

ME: I committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.
PRIEST: Wow I gotta hear this.
ME: I was angry and envious at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and I didn't share.
PRIEST: You forgot pride.
ME: No, Im pretty proud of this.

One morning, a priest gives a sermon on the Seven Deadly Sins

After the sermon, a guy goes up to the priest and says, "Father, thank you so much for giving that sermon. It meant so much to me, and I'll tell you why. I lost my hat last week and I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally decided to steal a new one from the store, but now that I heard your sermon, I'm not going to."
The priest smiles and says, "That's good, my son. The part about 'thou shalt not steal' moved you, did it?"
The guy says, "Nope. After that part about adultery, I remember where I left my hat."

If you commit one of the seven deadly sins you should be punished.

If you commit all of them you should be a politician.

The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off...

Greed-o shot first

I'm always confused by gay pride parades.

Don't the g**... realize its a sin? One of the seven deadly ones, even!

If there is one thing we can all agree upon about the Seven Deadly Sins...

It's that Kevin Spacey labeled himself as the wrong one

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