The Best 7 Settlers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Settlers jokes. There are some settlers catan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these settlers colonial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Settlers Jokes and Puns

Two settlers hear a drum in the distance...

"I do not like the sound of that" One settler said.

"He's not our regular drummer" They hear over the hill.

Did you guys hear about the new board game sweeping the Iberian peninsula?

Settlers of Catalan.

What do the the people of Jamestown have in common with my ex girlfriend?

They're both settlers

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Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood

In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.

Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density

My board gamer friend said I love Settlers

Well duh, who else would marry him

Did you hear Jefferson Starship's new song about Settlers of Catan?

We built this city! We built this city on Wheat and Ore!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the settlers squatters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working settlers scandinavia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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