Settlement Jokes
9 settlement jokes and hilarious settlement puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about settlement that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Three old men are lounging in chairs on the beach in the French Riviera.
One of them says, "I had a business but it burned to the ground. With the insurance money I was able to retire here."
Another said, "Well that's a coincidence. I had a business that had a gas leak and blew up and the insurance money allowed me to retire here."
The third guy said, "You're not gonna believe this but I had a business and it was destroyed by a flood and I was able to retire here with the insurance settlement."
After a pause, the first guy asked the third guy, "So who do you call to arrange a flood?"
A lawyer is meeting the devil to make a deal
... and says, "Alright, I want to win my next 10 cases in a row, for settlements of no less than $1 million!"
The Devil replies, "Ok mister lawyer, but in return, I demand the souls of your wife and child for 1000 years!"
The lawyer scratches his head and says, "I don't get it, where's the catch?"
From my dad.
I was at my divorce settlement yesterday, when I announced I would like to make a suggestion...
They agreed, so I told them, "She can have the car, the house, all the funds in our joint account and full custody of our children on one condition... I get to keep whatever I have in my pocket."
"It's a deal!" my wife said, with a smug look on her face.
"You obviously didn't check the lottery numbers last night, did you?"
Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage
I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement.
The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder:
ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?
What did the man who was married to two women at once say after he divorced them and gave them both everything that they asked for in the settlement?
Well... that was bigamy.
My Journey from $60k College Debt to $115k Net Worth & 816 credit score. And all thanks to this community!
I started stand up and got beat up. Settlement has been a blessing!
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.
What should I do?
What do you call a colonized piece of land used for counterfeiting small nails?
A tacks fraud settlement.
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