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117 setting jokes and hilarious setting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about setting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article looks at the use of jokes to set the tone for many conversations and experiences. Learn how setting up a joke can help pace a conversation and add diversity to the mix. Explore how goal setting can use jokes to lighten the mood and break through obstacles. Discover the different approaches to setting up a joke, from using props to using tile setting techniques.

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Funniest Setting Short Jokes

Short setting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The setting humour may include short sets jokes also.

  1. Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in an airport? Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.
  2. I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son's train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
  3. Cigarettes are like hamsters Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.
  4. The Government is mandating that I set my clocks back before I go to bed tonight, but I'm going to do MY OWN research, thank you very much. My clocks, my choice.
  5. I was sitting at the bar arranging peanuts into piles of 1, 3, 5 and 7. The bartender asked me if I was trying to set up some odd joke. I told him No, but I would have done that in my prime.
  6. My buddy set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby." I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper...
  7. carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow. It's called a Ted Cruise
  8. The recipe said, Set the oven to 180 degree. Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.
  9. This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
  10. I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son's train set that I threw a blanket over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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Setting One Liners

Which setting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with setting? I can suggest the ones about setup and scene.

  1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
  2. What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank?
  3. What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot? 671 Hallmark movies.
  4. Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!
  5. I set out to lose 10 pounds this month... Only 15 more to go
  6. I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting
  7. Donald Trump walks into a bar ......
    and set it lower
  8. Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
  9. What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire? Amazon kindle.
  10. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
  11. Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth.
  12. What does Forrest Gump have his email password set as? 1Forrest1
  13. How did the Australian pay for his new chess set? Cheque, mate.
  14. I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene.
  15. Bread is a lot like the sun.. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Setting Fire Jokes

Here is a list of funny setting fire jokes and even better setting fire puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Give a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  • Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life
  • Build a man a fire, and he'll stay warm for a day... SET a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
  • Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day Set a man on fire and he'll stop bothering you.
  • On her deathbed my wife said, "Sweety, I will see you in Heaven." Since then I have kicked a puppy, stole from 4 shops and set fire to an orphanage.!
  • Cigarettes are just like weasels... Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.
  • Build a man a fire, you'll warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, you'll warm him for the rest of his life.
  • If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a couple hours. If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
  • Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
  • Honey, I accidentally set your son on fire! Just kidding, it's not your son, it's arson.

Setting Of Many Jokes

Here is a list of funny setting of many jokes and even better setting of many puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why was Germany able to accept so many refugees so quickly? They already had all the camps set up.
  • Set your wifi password to 100 So when someone ask tell them it's how many times a week this gets reposted.
  • I wanted to know how many people have actually left Facebook So I set up a Facebook poll, so far no responses.
  • A ship with 66 passengers sets off, however during the sail it flips over, there are no survivors but how many people died? 99
  • How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire?
    Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
  • With the news of Trump presidency, many Americans set out to emigrate. Attempting to leave the coasts, they discover something they had never thought possible - a wall to keep them in!
  • How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th?
    Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
  • How many communists does it take to light a candle? None - the regime already set fire to their barn
Setting joke, How many communists does it take to light a candle?

Goal Setting Jokes

Here is a list of funny goal setting jokes and even better goal setting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When I was young, I set a life goal for myself: I will buy a Lamborghini at the age of 40. This year, I've finally achieved half of the goal. I turned 40.
  • My boss got a new car... ..."Wow! that's a really nice car boss!"
    "Lemme tell you something. If you set goals, work hard, and act determined, I can get an even better one next year."
  • Decided to set myself a goal of 25 books this year. Finished last night! That Suess guy really makes some great reads!
  • My one ambition in life: Set myself more goals.
  • Today I told my boss that I liked his new car... He said:
    If you set goals for yourself, work hard and do your job properly, I'll be able to buy an even better one next year.
  • For 2021, I'm setting a goal for myself to find a girlfriend. One that is faithful and actually wants to be with me. I just can't let the wife find out.
  • I set a goal to read the entire dictionary last week but for whatever reason I lost all interest and stopped somewhere around apathy.
  • Attempt to set world record o**... falls short of its goal ... "Not enough people came" - Stephen Colbert

Default Setting Jokes

Here is a list of funny default setting jokes and even better default setting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
  • Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.
  • What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!
  • A man pushed a Q-Tip too deeply into his ear And restores itself to the factory default settings.
Setting joke, A man pushed a Q-Tip too deeply into his ear

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about setting can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of setting puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Setting Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about setting you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean establishment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make setting prank.

did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box?

Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."

A bass player runs into a bar...

where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"

One sunny Saturday morning...

Joe and his buddy Ryan decide to go golfing. Joe was setting up his tee when a f**... procession drove by on the nearby road. Joe immediately took off his hat, and stood perfectly still until the procession had passed. Ryan said "Joe, that's one of the most respectful things I've ever seen." Joe responds, "Well, we were married for 35 years after all."

Two girls are setting up their new dorm room together.

One is from Georgia and the other is from Connecticut. The one from Connecticut has her mom there helping her put up some blinds. The one from Georgia asks, "Hey! Where y'all from?" The other girl replies, "We're from a place where we know not to end our sentences with prepositions." So the girl from Georgia says,
"Oh, I'm sorry. Where y'all from...c**...?"

I phoned my wife earlier. "I'm just setting off from work, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?" It was met with a stony silence...

I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.

A husband and wife are setting up a password for their new computer.

The husband types in "mypenis" as a password. The wife starts laughing uncontrollably, because on the screen, the computer says "Error. Not long enough".

The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply...

"Benedict Cumberbatch."

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

I think my washing machine used to belong to Usain Bolt.

It has a setting for fast coloureds.

Setting someone on fire

Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture.

A man is setting his password to "mypenis"

Error: Not long enough

Told by my 11yo son.

A woman gets a brand new laptop and is excitedly setting it up. The machine asks her to set her password. Husband tells her to use "mypenis". So she does, but the computer responds "ERROR. Not long enough."

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night.

Must use Aloha setting.

Hi, I would like to hear a TCP joke.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.
I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Today I was approached by Beyonce

Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."
I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"
She said, "No. I put it on silent."
I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

I bought a new TV today...

Got a great 50" HDTV for $29.99 today.
Of course, there was a catch... The volume was stuck at the max setting so it was incredibly loud.
But for $29.99, I couldn't turn it down.

The mantra to a successful relationship

find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do.

"I'm 29 years old today..."

"I'm 29 years old today," said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday.
Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone...
"Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday," says the man on the line.
"Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."
"No," says Carl. "He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."
(based on a true story)

How to get midgets to drink your beer.

Try setting the bar low.

Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days...

Being on his computer all day

If you can't handle me at my worst...

Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries.

A lawyer and a doctor area at a cocktail party

A person comes up to the doctor and asks about a symptom he's been having lately. The gives him some advice and turns to the lawyer.
It's always awkward when people ask me for my professional opinion in a casual setting. Do you think it's ok if I charge them?
Absolutely says the lawyer. I think it's perfectly fine.
The following week the doctor then gets a bill from the attorney.

What is a politicians favorite setting on a washing machine?

The spin cycle.

I'm setting up a website for single dolphins

Where true love's just a few clicks away

In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

A young first officer asks his Captain

A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."

Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.

CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"

I was an ISIS photographer for a while but got fired due to the way I was setting up the shots...

They said I kept cutting the heads off people.

Apparently the army is actively recruiting strippers.

They are experts on setting up booby traps.

What's a newborns favorite A/C setting?

w**... temperature.

Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

The key to a successful relationship

Find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.

A classic Soviet joke

(Setting: 1980 Olympics)
Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev began reading his opening speech.
"O!" - the crowd applauses.
"O!" - another round of applause and cheer comes from the audience.
"O!" - the entire audience body stands up and begins clapping.
A secretary comes to Brezhnev and says, "Dear Leonid Ilyich, these are Olympic logo rings; you don't need to read all of them!"

A thought about Del Toro's The Shape of Water

The Shape of Water is a story about a woman who falls in love with an otherworldly creature that learns how to communicate, has a funny scene where he interacts with a domestic setting and has magical healing hands. He is also returned to his natural environment, almost dying on the way by a plucky protagonist dodging authority.
However, the protagonist also has a love scene with him.
You could say that this is *BestialE.T.*

A t**... struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...

"Abominable. Simply abominable."

A man went on a semi-guided hunting trip in the remote wilderness.

Before setting off on the first day the guide instructed him to shoot three times into the air if he should get lost. Sure enough, the man the man became lost and did as instructed. Nobody came. This continued over the course of the next four days. Finally, on the fifth day a search party located the lost man and just in the nick of time as he only had one arrow left.

My piano keyboard is stuck on the clavichord sound setting.

I think it might be baroque.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night..

Should have put it on aloha setting

(True story) I work as an IT Specialsit and recently finished setting up the network of an affiliate office..

I made the WiFi password: *iforgotthepassword*
I've been getting a kick out of people asking around for it the past week.
The office manager asked me to change it for the sake of customers. I told him, I forgot the password and just about set him off the deep end lol.

I gave up jogging for health reasons

"I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire."

Keep your eyes out for the early signs of a psychopath:

1) Obsession with setting fires
2) Persistent bedwetting past the age of 5
3) Cruelty to animals
4) Pronouncing "GIF" with a soft "G"

Ted Bundy was out one day having a lovely stroll with a lady friend.

They were walking through a gorgeous, secluded forest. After walking a while the sun was setting and it began to get dark.
The young lady turned to Ted and said, 'It's starting to look creepy here, I'm scared'.
Ted looked at her astonished and replied 'You're scared? How do you think I feel, I have to walk back out of here alone'.

Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak

28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.
I should have used a Aloha setting.

I saw a guy setting his phone on fire

He said that he wanted to reach hot

A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.

You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.

What would the Dragonborn's weapon be if Skyrim was a modern setting?

A Shoutgun, obviously!

My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting

I suspect he's got black toast intolerance

Who knew that by setting a mosquito free, that one day..

..it would come back and bite me in the a**....

A farmer posted on his local subreddit that he was looking to hire help to fix his fence...

The farmer's wife asked him, Why would you look to hire someone from the internet? Surely they will not be up to the physical demands of lifting and setting these heavy fence posts!
The Farmer replied We need a professional, and I heard that there is no one more experienced than a Redditor at re-posting.

What if J.K. Rowling is playing the long game and all her outrageous and divisive views and comments are setting us up for the final where she says

But guys.... I'm J. K.

A bunch of crows live in our neighborhood so I am constantly making jokes about "(attempted) m**...."

It's not that funny anymore and it's driving my wife insane, but I'm just setting up a big laugh for when the judge reads the charges against her.

I was in line at a busy bank...

I was in line at the bank and it was very busy so I had to wait awhile. At the front was a lesbian couple setting up a 529 plan for their new daughter's education. Behind them was a gay man waitinf to refinance his car. A bisexual couple was behind the gay guy talking about a home equity loan. Behind them was a trans person looking for HSA advice for upcoming treatment. I just had to wait behind the LGBT queue.

Two men were setting off to canoe

As two men were just about to set off on a canoeing trip.
One man turned to the other and said.
"Hey could you hand me that paddle?"
The other man lifted the two "This one?"
"Either oar"

Which setting does Captain America search for in his Android Settings?

Language!

I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.

What did the father gasoline say to his wife gasoline about their son that was setting cars ablaze?

That's arson.

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

A scout master and a Boy Scout are walking in to the woods

The sun is setting and the Boy Scout looks up and says, it's starting to get dark, I'm scared. The scout master responds you think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone

"I want your face to be the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see before falling asleep"

"Oh my God! Are you proposing?"
"What? NO! Just setting your photo as my phone wallpaper. Geez!"

What do parents say when the find out their son got arrested for setting a building on fire

That's arson!

I hate winter…

I hate the snow, the ice, the cold. In these times I think of the 4-man tent I bought on sale sometime around 1995. It's a basic tent, and it was a great value when I got it. It's hardly used now and just sits in my garage. I get such Winter Blues that I think about setting the tent up in the back yard, even though I've never gone through with that.
But alas I wonder, is this the Winter of my discount tent?

I was setting up a voice recognition software for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away.

Now I am still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond?

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.
Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

My wife called me to tell me my son was caught for setting a house on fire

I corrected her by saying, Arson

Blind man walks into a store

He grabs his guide dog by the tail and lifts it into the air then spins it around his head.
Setting the dog back on the floor he turns to leave. The manager stops him and asks Can I Help You? …. Nope, I'm just looking around.

Two Southern belles are walking down a country road.

They are out enjoying a sunset walk and admiring the scenery, when they come across a man taking photographs. The man, being awestruck at the beauty of the two ladies, asks if he can take their picture with the setting sun in the background.
The ladies discuss the idea and eventually agree.
The photographer begins setting up his tripod and adjusting his camera.
One of the ladies asks, "What is he doing?"
The other replies, in a thick Southern drawl, "He's going to focus."
Then the first says, "Both of us?"

Setting joke, Two Southern belles are walking down a country road.

jokes about setting

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these setting jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.