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  1. A biologist gives birth ........... A biologist gives birth to a set of twins. She names one Jessica and the other Control.
  2. Our lead programmer is Mexican, she recently gave birth To a set of conjoined twins. It was a Juan to Manny join.
  3. I was born 20 minutes before my twin brother But I set up my Reddit account a month before. So today is all mine f**....

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I phoned my wife earlier. "I'm just setting off from work, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?" It was met with a stony silence...

I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.

I was just boasting at work about how I'm currently sleeping with a set of twins...

All the lads were very impressed but one asked;
"How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy", I said, "Michelle has long blonde hair and Dave has a moustache."

The twins

A woman delivers a set of identical twins and decides to give them up
for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of
Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've
seen Ahmal."

I've recently been going out with one of a set of twins...

And I nearly kissed the wrong one the other day.
But I've come up with a great way to tell the difference between the two; mine's the one without the beard.

A nanny bathes twins

A nanny bathes a set of twins. The twins were marked with numbers, the first born marked with a 1 and the second born marked with a 2. The nanny bathes both the twins and the parents come in and say
Where are the numbers?! We can't tell them apart any more
The nanny says I can tell them apart by their b**...
One bawls in the morning one bawls in the afternoon

Mrs Rosy Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick.....

Father: "Hey, you are Rosy right? I got you married in New Jersey, when I was posted there".
"Yes Father" Says Rosy.
"How is your husband and the little ones ?"
"Husband is fine but so far, no children".
Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there."
"Thank you, Father Patrick."
After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again.
"Hello Rosy, how's everything? Did you have any kids?"
"Yes Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids".
"Wow! Where is your husband?"
"Oh, he's hurried to Rome to blow off that candle!".

A woman has an affair..

A few weeks go by and the woman realizes she is late on her period. So she calls the man over to her house to discuss the issue.
"How could you let this happen?? If I have a child from you, you're going to provide for it!" The woman says.
"Of course, of course," the man replied. "If you have a son, I will give him two factories and 4 million dollars to set him for life. If it's a daughter, I'll give her 10 million dollars and have the CEO paycheck go straight to her for her life. If there are twins, I'll give each a factory and 2 million a piece."
The woman, stunned, says, "well what if it's a miscarriage?!"
Then the husband walks in and looks at the man and says "well then you better screw her again!"

Identical twins were put up for adoption and separated at birth...

...20 years later, their biological parents decided to find and meet them.
After many hours of research, they discovered that one child had been adopted by a middle-eastern family and had been named Amal Allamedan, while the other boy had been adopted by a family in Chile and had been named Juan Cerejo.
They set out to meet their son in Chile first. After meeting with him and having a wonderful time, the mother was ready to go meet her other son, but her husband disagreed.
When she asked why they couldn't go see him, he replied, "Well, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"