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Trump's ego is so big...
Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.
-Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump
Why did the old witch in the woods get removed from the Grimm's fairy tales?
Hansel Culture.
\-- Late Night with Seth Meyers
(I apologize for this)
New York police officers helped a black woman deliver a baby on the side of the road
Said one officer, Come out with your hands up!
- Seth Myers / Writers
Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history...
Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....
[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]
Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?
Because they're good roll models.
I think I might have Alzheimer's...
...after watching Seth Rogan's Hilarity for Charity I forgot why I ever thought he was funny.
Hilary Clinton and Seth Rich walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What'll you have?"
Hilary says "I'll have a glass of wine, and he'll have 2 shots in the back"
What is the best way to break a shield apart?
Seth Rollins with a chair
Once Seth low & Seth Teddy visited a town
Where there was a race(marathon) , they participated & it was a tie between both of them , they both divided the prize amount & went on their way.
When the local newspaper heard about them winning , they divided to write an article about it, the only problem was they didn't know their first names.
So the next day's newspaper read "S.low & S.teddy win the race"
Nobody dies from falling out of a window.
It's the pavement that gets you.
(thanks Seth Meyers)
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