Set Sail Jokes

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Set Sail Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good set sail joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow.

It's called a Ted Cruise

a friend of mine set up a boat building company in his attic.

the sails were through the roof.

A ship with 66 passengers sets off, however during the sail it flips over, there are no survivors but how many people died?


If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be?


Wanna know something interesting about Roland Emmerich?

He owns one of those antique steamboats, the kind with the giant wheel on the back, and he actually sails with it. In rivers of course, the open ocean is far too choppy, and would damage the antique boat. Anyway, he's got an entire house set up on the boat, complete with living quarters, entertainment rooms, and even a workout room. Sometimes Roland likes to bring guests on the boat, once there was this fat chick named Mary, she spent her whole time in the exercise room burning fat, she was pretty proud of herself for it too.
Roland still takes the boat up and down various rivers to this day,
with the big wheel keep on turning,
Proud Mary keep on burning,
Roland on the River!

What ship will never set sail for OP?

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