Set Ablaze Jokes
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So I want to start losing weight and burning fat
So I set some obese kids ablaze
To catch an elephant (my favourite joke when I was a kid):
First off, you're going to need to dig an elephant-sized hole.
Next, fill the hole with wood and set it ablaze.
When the fire dies down to ashes, surround the hole with peas (elephants love peas).
Wait for an elephant to come take a pea.
Then kick it in the ash hole.
What did the father gasoline say to his wife gasoline about their son that was setting cars ablaze?
That's arson.
Do you know the story of how the death of Pinocchio came to be?
He was m**... and unintentionally set himself ablaze.
How did Pinocchio die?
He was m**... and unintentionally set himself ablaze.
How do you make a cat go "woof!"
Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... "WOOOOF!"
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