Sesame Street Jokes
48 sesame street jokes and hilarious sesame street puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sesame street that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sesame Street Short Jokes
Short sesame street jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sesame street humour may include short sesame jokes also.
- My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street."
She said, "He doesn't count."
"Oh I assure you, he does." - What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar.
- Who else thinks it's time we called Sesame Street out for what it really is? Show of hands
- I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
- Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street? He was the Pastor of Muppets.
- Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said "This is going to take some time."
- Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time? Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
- sesame street awards If sesame street had an awards show would they be handing out Oscars?
- Why is the count from Sesame Street still single? Because he doesn't ever wanna Miss Count.
- Why couldn't Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang? Because he was ostrich-sized...
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Sesame Street One Liners
Which sesame street one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sesame street? I can suggest the ones about kermit the frog and sesame seed.
- Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
im so sorry - There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts.
- Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar
- Why is it called Sesame Street? They couldn't call it Thyme Square.
- Who is your favorite sesame street character? I like the Vampire, but he doesn't count
- When I say I'm street smart... ... I mean Sesame Street.
- What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street? A Bert-day cake!
- He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
- Word on the sesame street is... The cookie monster's a real macadamia nut.
- I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
- What streets do kids love most? Sesame street
- How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird
- How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.
- Who's the best rapper in Sesame Street? Lil u**... Bert
Sesame Street Count Jokes
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- The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year... I guess his number was up.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Sesame Street Jokes
What funny jokes about sesame street you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big bird jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sesame street pranks.
Big Bird walks into a bar
Big Bird walks into a gritty bar off Sesame Street and sits all alone and orders a beer. "Sometimes I just feel left out by all my peers. You know, all alone," he complains to the bartender. "I guess I just feel ostrich sized."
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The Vampire from Sesame Street decided to buy everyone gifts with money he earned through s**... work.
The gifts were really bad but everyone was appreciative because after all,
It's the thot that Counts!
I made up this joke. Hope you like it :)
I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.
Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
President Trump should go on Sesame Street to explain his actions.
It's important in times of crisis to hold politicians to account
Bert and Ernie go for ice cream
Bert and Ernie are sitting outside on Sesame Street.
Bert turns to Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?"
Ernie replies, "Sure Bert."
My six year old was very upset to hear about the death of X
Sesame Street will never be the same...
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Not a traditional joke but something hilarious my brother said as a child.
My oldest brother(Mike) was playing with my older brother.(Ty) My parents come in and break the news that my mother is pregnant with another child. My oldest bro freaks out and says "We can't get rid of this one though! I like him!" I guess he assumed you could only have one child at a time.
You see, at the time, we lived in a super r**... country area with almost no ethnicity except white so the only African-American people Mike had seen were on Sesame Street, and he assumed that having a baby was just going to a store and picking a new one out. He then became overjoyed and changed his approach. Why? He blurts out "Could we get a black baby? I've always wanted one!" My parents are the whitest parents you know.
