Sesame Street Count Jokes

Funniest Sesame Street Count Short Jokes

Short sesame street count jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sesame street count humour may include short sesame street jokes also.

1. My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street."
   She said, "He doesn't count."
   "Oh I assure you, he does."
2. A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was. "That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
   They told me he didn't count.
   I said, "I beg to differ...".
3. I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street. They told me, He doesn't count!
   I replied, I assure you, he does.
4. Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture... I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
   They said, "He doesn't count!"
   "I assure you," I said, "He does."
5. Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was... I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.
   They said "He doesn't count".
   I replied, "I assure you, he does".
6. Her: Who is your favorite literary vampire?..... Me: The one in Sesame Street.... Her: He doesn't count Me: Oh I can assure you that he does
7. I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
8. Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said "This is going to take some time."
9. Why is the count from Sesame Street still single? Because he doesn't ever wanna Miss Count.
10. The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year... I guess his number was up.

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Sesame Street Count One Liners

Which sesame street count one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sesame street count? I can suggest the ones about count and sesame.

1. There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts.
2. Who is your favorite sesame street character? I like the Vampire, but he doesn't count

Sesame Street Count Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sesame street count you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counting sheep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sesame street count pranks.