Sesame Jokes
67 sesame jokes and hilarious sesame puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sesame that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this collection of hilarious jokes from Sesame Street, including puns and riddles based on sesame seed, cumin, and petals! Get ready to laugh out loud with these tongue-in-cheek jokes and stories, including some fun dark humor that's perfect for any fan of Sesame Street.
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Funniest Sesame Short Jokes
Short sesame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sesame humour may include short peanut jokes also.
- My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street."
She said, "He doesn't count."
"Oh I assure you, he does." - A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was. "That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
They told me he didn't count.
I said, "I beg to differ...". - I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street. They told me, He doesn't count!
I replied, I assure you, he does. - What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar.
- Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture... I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
They said, "He doesn't count!"
"I assure you," I said, "He does." - Who else thinks it's time we called Sesame Street out for what it really is? Show of hands
- Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was... I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.
They said "He doesn't count".
I replied, "I assure you, he does". - Her: Who is your favorite literary vampire?..... Me: The one in Sesame Street.... Her: He doesn't count Me: Oh I can assure you that he does
- I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
- A couple that ran a Chinese restaurant were in bed... ... when the husband turned to his wife and said "do you want to try 69?" And the wife replied, "why do you want sesame chicken now?"
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Sesame One Liners
Which sesame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sesame? I can suggest the ones about almond and cinnamon.
- Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
im so sorry - There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts.
- Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar
- Why is it called Sesame Street? They couldn't call it Thyme Square.
- Who is your favorite sesame street character? I like the Vampire, but he doesn't count
- What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor? Ses-a-ME! Mario!
- When I say I'm street smart... ... I mean Sesame Street.
- The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years But I finished it in 18 months
- What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street? A Bert-day cake!
- Hackers cracked Jack Ma's password It was open sesame
- Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll.
- He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
- What is sesame? And why is it always closed?
- Word on the sesame street is... The cookie monster's a real macadamia nut.
- I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
Sesame Street Jokes
Here is a list of funny sesame street jokes and even better sesame street puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street? He was the Pastor of Muppets.
- Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said "This is going to take some time."
- One hot summer day on Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are sitting on the stoop outside their apartment. Bert turns to Ernie and says, _"Want to go get some ice cream?"_
Ernie replies, _"Sure Bert."_ - Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time? Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
- sesame street awards If sesame street had an awards show would they be handing out Oscars?
- Why is the count from Sesame Street still single? Because he doesn't ever wanna Miss Count.
- Why couldn't Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang? Because he was ostrich-sized...
- I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street. Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
- I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, After all they are the Master of Puppets.
- President Trump should go on Sesame Street to explain his actions. It's important in times of crisis to hold politicians to account
Sesame Street Count Jokes
Here is a list of funny sesame street count jokes and even better sesame street count puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year... I guess his number was up.
- Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her t**....

Sesame Seed Jokes
Here is a list of funny sesame seed jokes and even better sesame seed puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp? He's the one with sesame seeds on his buns.
- How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony? He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
- Lunch today was to die for. Sesame seed baguette from Pret a Manger.
- Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: Look for sesame seed buns. - How do you find Ronald mcdonald in a room full of n**... clowns? The Sesame Seeds on his buns.
(According to my father this is the first joke I ever told, around 5yo.) - How can you recognize Ronald McDonald at a n**... beach? He's the only one with sesame seed buns!
- How do you identify Ronald McDonald on a n**... beach? His sesame seed buns.
(My grandma told me this one) - How can you spot Ronald McDonald on a n**... beach? He has sesame seeds on his buns.
- How do you find Ronald McDonald at a n**... beach? He's got sesame seed buns

Gather Around for Fun Sesame Jokes and Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about sesame you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mustard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sesame pranks.
My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was...
I told her it was the dude from Sesame street
She said, "He doesn't count."
I said, "Oh I assure you, he does."
(obligatory cake day joke)
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
FO: My dog is so smart that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
SO: I know.
FO: How do you know?
SO: My dog told me.
While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is.
Me: "Hmmm that's a tough one. I think I'd have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street."
Friend: "What!? He doesn't count."
Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."
Big Bird walks into a bar
Big Bird walks into a gritty bar off Sesame Street and sits all alone and orders a beer. "Sometimes I just feel left out by all my peers. You know, all alone," he complains to the bartender. "I guess I just feel ostrich sized."
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
My dog is so smart, says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed. I know, says the second owner. How do you know? the first demands. My dog told me.

