Sesame Jokes

Funniest Sesame Short Jokes

Short sesame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sesame humour may include short peanut jokes also.

1. My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street."
   She said, "He doesn't count."
   "Oh I assure you, he does."
2. What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar.
3. Who else thinks it's time we called Sesame Street out for what it really is? Show of hands
4. I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
5. A couple that ran a Chinese restaurant were in bed... ... when the husband turned to his wife and said "do you want to try 69?" And the wife replied, "why do you want sesame chicken now?"
6. Did you hear about the time that Lars Ulrich played a minister on Sesame Street? He was the Pastor of Muppets.
7. Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said "This is going to take some time."
8. How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp? He's the one with sesame seeds on his buns.
9. Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time? Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
10. sesame street awards If sesame street had an awards show would they be handing out Oscars?

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Sesame One Liners

Which sesame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sesame? I can suggest the ones about almond and cinnamon.

1. Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
   im so sorry
2. There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts.
3. Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar
4. Why is it called Sesame Street? They couldn't call it Thyme Square.
5. Who is your favorite sesame street character? I like the Vampire, but he doesn't count
6. What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor? Ses-a-ME! Mario!
7. When I say I'm street smart... ... I mean Sesame Street.
8. What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street? A Bert-day cake!
9. Hackers cracked Jack Ma's password It was open sesame
10. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll.
11. He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
12. What is sesame? And why is it always closed?
13. Word on the sesame street is... The cookie monster's a real macadamia nut.
14. I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
15. Lunch today was to die for. Sesame seed baguette from Pret a Manger.

Sesame Street Jokes

Here is a list of funny sesame street jokes and even better sesame street puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is the count from Sesame Street still single? Because he doesn't ever wanna Miss Count.
• Why couldn't Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang? Because he was ostrich-sized...
• I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street. Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
• I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, After all they are the Master of Puppets.
• President Trump should go on Sesame Street to explain his actions. It's important in times of crisis to hold politicians to account
• Bert and Ernie go for ice cream Bert and Ernie are sitting outside on Sesame Street.
  Bert turns to Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?"
  Ernie replies, "Sure Bert."
• The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year... I guess his number was up.
• My six year old was very upset to hear about the death of X Sesame Street will never be the same...
• What streets do kids love most? Sesame street
• How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Sesame Seed Jokes

Here is a list of funny sesame seed jokes and even better sesame seed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
  A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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What funny jokes about sesame you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mustard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sesame pranks.