Server Jokes

150 server jokes and hilarious server puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about server that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Server Short Jokes

Short server jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The server humour may include short client jokes also.

  1. What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?
  2. After being seated at the restauarant, my server asked me; Comfortable sir? I replied, no, comeforfood.
  3. Good news! Now that OnlyFans is getting rid of adult content Your local restaurants will be able to hire servers again.
  4. My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably I guess it wasn't the first time he couldn't connect to the server
  5. I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase "my server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.
  6. I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
  7. What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
  8. Me as a server in a restaurant: "Do you wanna box for the rest of this food?" Guest says yes, so I start to put on my gloves
  9. I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase "My server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.
  10. Did you read the joke about the waiters that ran into each other? I couldn't, because the servers crashed.

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Server One Liners

Which server one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with server? I can suggest the ones about socket and host.

  1. Daddy, what are cloud made of? Linux servers, mostly.
  2. CoD ww2 is so realistic... Even the servers are from 1941.
  3. I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.
  4. I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go The servers go down on me every day
  5. Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server.
  6. The ChatGPT servers must be stuck in a never-ending game of chess with each other.
  7. If EA had a restaurant... would it have servers?
  8. I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're too busy planning their AI uprising.
  9. The ChatGPT servers must be stuck in traffic... in the internet highway!
  10. I bet the ChatGPT servers are taking a leisurely stroll through the digital landscape.
  11. Why is everyone in an Internet café hungry? Server Not Found.
  12. TIL in my IT class what a server originally was called ... A waitress.
  13. Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found
  14. Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN.
  15. Pokémon GO servers Yeah, that's it.

Server Down Jokes

Here is a list of funny server down jokes and even better server down puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So a Buddhist goes to a hotdog stand. And asks the server to "make me one with everything"
  • Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him.
  • Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something simple. Server: "Maybe the chicken strips for five dollars?"
    Me: "Maybe it does, but I'd still be hungry after."
  • I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're trying to teach the AI how to make coffee.
  • At the bookstore Customer : Do you have any books on turtles
    Server : Hard back ?
    Customer : Yeah, with little heads
  • I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're trying to teach the AI how to be patient!
  • A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, "Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."
    The server says, "We don't serve polar bear here."
    The Polar Bear says, "Oh Thank God."
  • I bet the ChatGPT servers are too busy trying to calculate the meaning of life to respond quickly.
  • Two admins meet at work "A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"
    "Wow. He is a hacker?"
    "No. Just an idiot."
  • Daddy, what are clouds made of? Child: Dad what are clouds made of?
    Dad: "Well, EMC storage and VM ware ESXi servers, mostly.

Restaurant Server Jokes

Here is a list of funny restaurant server jokes and even better restaurant server puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: "Do you wanna box for that"
    Me: "No. It's not worth fighting for"
  • Why did the restaurant staff deem the waiters absence due to depression to be a technical issue? Because their servers were down.
  • I have worked in a restaurant and within the tech industry... The biggest difference is the meaning of the phrase "My server just went down on me."
  • An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant. After finishing his meal, he asked the server, could I get my check mate?
  • I went to a Soviet era Russia restaurant once. I waited 20 minutes for the food and then the server came and told me, "sorry we don't serve food here."
  • Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say. I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server.
  • I ordered a beer at a restaurant that was served with an orange slice. I told the server "i dont always put an orange in my beer, just once in a Blue Moon.
  • A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant. The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"
    The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"
  • Why couldn't the restaurant owners open a new data center They just didn't have enough servers...
  • Why was the restaurant server so heavy? Because he is a weighter.
Server joke, Why was the restaurant server so heavy?

Computer Server Jokes

Here is a list of funny computer server jokes and even better computer server puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why can't a computer play tennis? server unavailable
  • What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server.
  • What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on? Not a binary one, thats for sure.
  • Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server.
  • I'm building a new computer with 1000 terrabytes of hard drive space... I'm calling it the peta file server.
  • The computer scientist failed when trying to hit on his waitress ERROR: Connection to server not found
  • The email server is unable to verify your server connection.
    Your message has not been delivered.
    Please restart your computer and try sending again.
  • What's the best way to wipe a computer server you ask? With a cloth

Email Server Jokes

Here is a list of funny email server jokes and even better email server puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox
  • So it turns out Mike Pence used a private email server. When questioned he denied, saying he doesn't even use email. Alternative Fax
  • A man walks into a cold email server, He remarks "It's pretty drafty in here."
  • What is Israel's favorite email server? Netan-yahoo
  • Do you know what's more secure than clinton's email servers? What the nintendo switch is.
  • It turns out all the hubbub about Hillary getting rid of her email server was all just a big misunderstand... It was a female server that kept going down on Bill that was the problem.

Server Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny server room jokes and even better server room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was waiting on my food, when my waitress slipped on a wet spot in the dining room The cook yelled from the back sorry for the long wait times, but our server is currently down
  • I landed a pretty sweet contract designing a server farm in Canada! But I'm confused why they requested heaters in their server rooms...
Server joke, I landed a pretty sweet contract designing a server farm in Canada!

Comedy Server Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about server you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make server pranks.

I went on a date with a server...

It went down on the first date.
Not sure if repost, just a really funny joke I just heard.


Two techies are in a restaurant discussing how to get out of an overpriced hosting contract. As the waitress approaches the table, one emphatically says to the other, "Yes, g**..., I want the server to go down on us!"

Was talking religion over at a Chinese restaurant with some friends when...

one friend pondered if there were any Chinese Jews.. Nobody at the table had ever heard of one so we decided to ask our server. We called him over and inquired if he knew of any any Chinese Jews.,. He looked a little perplexed and said he would go and ask his manager. He returned some minutes later declaring that to his knowledge there were no Chinese Jews.. He only knew of Orange, Pineapple and Cranberry....

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?


Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

... because it has NO FANS!!!
(get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Interesting accents!

3 hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they're done ordering he says, "What an interesting accent! Are you broads from Scotland?"
One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, "WALES!"
The bartender says, "Okay, fine. Are you whales from Scotland?"

Newly Married Husband

Newly Married Husband puts a notice
in front of his residence:
Computer and Encyclopedia both in
good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed
Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...
with backup server called
"Mother In Law "

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.

A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive.

Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant

Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant.
So I say, "Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

A panda bear walks into a resturant..

And orders some food, after his meal the server comes out and asks how everything was and the panda bear pulls a gun a shoots him. The manager comes out and says "hey man what's going on?" The panda bear replies "I'm a panda bear Google it.." and leaves. The manager curiously Googled panda bear and was reading "panda bear: black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves."

I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head.

All I got was information and not the actual act.

I went to that new s**... internet café

My server sure had a nice rack

Why is the best name for a server "Pong"?

If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`

Ode to Hillary

Ode to Hillary
There was a crooked woman, and she wore a crooked smile
She found a crooked dollar and she dodged a crooked trial
She bought a crooked server, and wed a crooked spouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house

How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?

**The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a g**... negligent manner. **

Hey baby, are you a cloud server?

Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.

Hillary went for dinner with Barack Obama the other day

I heard he was very polite, but hillary brought her own private server.

I wanted to date a girl once...

but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell.

I had another server go down on me at work.

It's just how I interview waiting staff.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to c**... a server?


What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant?

"Can I have a private server?"

I feel for Hillary Clinton

The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from h**... I think.

Trump's first scandal.

Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.
I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.

Why did the network admins go to to h**...?

To see the the server racks.

So a pregnant woman walks into a diner.

A pregnant woman walks into a diner, and the server says:
"Hi there, are ya hungry?"
The fetus replies:
"Nah, I gestate."

Got this new game today called "Real Life"

Tried to login as a female in the china server but it always crashes on the loading sceen

What's the problem with robot waiters?

The server might c**...

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar

Bacon and eggs walks into a bar and they order some beers. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
A beer walks into a breakfast place and orders bacon and eggs. The server says, "Sorry we don't serve alcoholic drinks here"
A bartender runs into bacon and eggs and orders a bar. The breakfast says, "Sorry we're done with this s**... joke formula."

What do you call a Minecraft server run for autistic children?

A regular Minecraft server.

Why didn't the client tip the server?

Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)

Dinner Date Fail...

Had a date with a beautiful woman last night, but she abruptly stormed off when I informed our server that he had given me her peas.

How did the bash server react to the DOS attack?


A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks if he is okay. The server responds, "I'm fine, but it seems my slick icebreaker has turned into a cheesy pickup line."

A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully,

slowly climbed up onto a counter stool.
He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.
Crushed nuts? asked the server.
No, he answered.
Bad knees.

How do you expand recycling to other places?

Create a discord server.

A pastor, IT server admin and a Thai ladyboy walk into a bar

The bartender asks him what he would like to drink.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, That's a really good dill.

Why is there no rain in South Africa?

They forgot to /toggledownfall.
They also forgot to make their server private, so there's a decent bit of PvP and even PvE over there.

My spinach arugula and radicchio salad was only spinach and arugula

I waved my server down and said. This is absolutely radicchio-less...

What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

What do you have to allocate in order to c**... a Minecraft server on purpose?

Premeditated Wam.

An old man shuffled really slowly into an ice cream shop and said, Can I have a banana split?

Server: Sure. Crushed nuts?
Old man: No, Arthritis.

The service in the Cyber Cafe was infuriatingly slow. All the waiters were terrible at their job. Eventually, though, they did a complete restaff, and it improved dramatically.

Turns out all they needed was a server upgrade.

the servers were in such a hurry to set up the hors d'oeuvre tray that they forgot the crackers

they were cracka lackin

A priest stands up to do his sermon.

He starts. He says "We all called in different ways."
As soon as he says that, the altar server drops the gospel which he was taking away from the lectern. He then shuffles to pick it up and accidentally rips it with his foot and falls over, hitting the tabanacle and spilling the bread and the wine.
The priest continues with his sermon.
He says to the congregation in a solemn tone:
"Some of us are called useless."

I went to this cool new restaurant in Vegas, the server woman came out n**... with the menu painted all over her body.

She asked if I was ready to order, I said I know what I want, but I just can't put my finger on it.

A man goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day.

The man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees but after working for hours he only cuts down two trees.
How can I cut for hours and hours and only finish two trees? he asks himself.
Next day the man brings the chainsaw back to the store and says it doesn't work properly.
Hmm, it looks okay, says the server, and starts the chainsaw.
The man jumps back in shock and cries, What's that noise?

Attention Nerds!

It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
"Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server"

Well the EU servers are full

But they almost have one GB of extra space

A robot tried to start a conversation with an attractive waitress

But he wasn't so successful in doing so. The error message read:
`Error: failed to establish connection with server. `

So I've been watching Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare clips, but one video wouldn't load

There was a problem with the server

Two lawyers sit in a restaurant.

They're eating homemade sandwiches.
The server comes along and stops them: "Excuse me, but it is not allowed to bring your own food here"
The lawyers share a glance, sigh and trade the sandwiches.

A joke my friend made up in middle school to prove I'd laugh at anything (I cried laughing unfortunately)

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The server comes up to him and says: what'll you have?
The man says I'll take blood in a monkey glass .
The bartender says excuse me?
The man says blood in a monkey glass, ya know just...blood in a monkey glass
The bartender says well you're gonna have to tell me how to make this drink because I've never heard of this...blood in a monkey glass before
The man says well you take blood...and you put it in a monkey glass

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

I couldn't connect to the server

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit

How dare he make such baseless accusations.

Server joke, Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit

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