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Funniest Server Down Short Jokes

Short server down jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The server down humour may include short network down jokes also.

  1. What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?
  2. After being seated at the restauarant, my server asked me; Comfortable sir? I replied, no, comeforfood.
  3. Good news! Now that OnlyFans is getting rid of adult content Your local restaurants will be able to hire servers again.
  4. My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably I guess it wasn't the first time he couldn't connect to the server
  5. I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase "my server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.
  6. I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
  7. What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
  8. Me as a server in a restaurant: "Do you wanna box for the rest of this food?" Guest says yes, so I start to put on my gloves
  9. I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase "My server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.
  10. Did you read the joke about the waiters that ran into each other? I couldn't, because the servers crashed.

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Server Down One Liners

Which server down one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with server down? I can suggest the ones about outage and downed.

  1. Daddy, what are cloud made of? Linux servers, mostly.
  2. CoD ww2 is so realistic... Even the servers are from 1941.
  3. I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.
  4. I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go The servers go down on me every day
  5. Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server.
  6. The ChatGPT servers must be stuck in a never-ending game of chess with each other.
  7. If EA had a restaurant... would it have servers?
  8. I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're too busy planning their AI uprising.
  9. The ChatGPT servers must be stuck in traffic... in the internet highway!
  10. I bet the ChatGPT servers are taking a leisurely stroll through the digital landscape.
  11. Why is everyone in an Internet café hungry? Server Not Found.
  12. TIL in my IT class what a server originally was called ... A waitress.
  13. Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found
  14. Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN.
  15. Pokémon GO servers Yeah, that's it.

Server Down Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about server down you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer server jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make server down pranks.

If you've ever seen Unix go down on one of the servers in your backoffice...

... you either work in IT or at a very k**... club.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar...

... he says to the server, "Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."
The server says, "We don't serve polar bear here."
The Polar Bear says, "Oh Thank God."

Uptime

Two techies are in a restaurant discussing how to get out of an overpriced hosting contract. As the waitress approaches the table, one emphatically says to the other, "Yes, g**..., I want the server to go down on us!"

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent
?

A man is staring into his whiskey

The barkeep asks if something's the matter.
"3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone."
"IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically.
"IT?" the customer says, " I work at Baskin Robbins."

Interesting accents!

3 hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they're done ordering he says, "What an interesting accent! Are you broads from Scotland?"
One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, "WALES!"
The bartender says, "Okay, fine. Are you whales from Scotland?"

Newly Married Husband

Newly Married Husband puts a notice
in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in
good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed
Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...
with backup server called
"Mother In Law "

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

A panda bear walks into a resturant..

And orders some food, after his meal the server comes out and asks how everything was and the panda bear pulls a gun a shoots him. The manager comes out and says "hey man what's going on?" The panda bear replies "I'm a panda bear Google it.." and leaves. The manager curiously Googled panda bear and was reading "panda bear: black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves."

Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say.

I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server.

Ode to Hillary

Ode to Hillary
There was a crooked woman, and she wore a crooked smile
She found a crooked dollar and she dodged a crooked trial
She bought a crooked server, and wed a crooked spouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house

How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?

**The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a g**... negligent manner. **

Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now.

Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.

Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers...

It's not very effective.

At the restaurant with food still on my plate...

Server: "Do you wanna box for that"
Me: "No. It's not worth fighting for"

Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager?

She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to c**... a server?

D--Dos

What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server?

R.I.P. My Inbox

I feel for Hillary Clinton

The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from h**... I think.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A p**... File.

Two admins meet at work

"A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"
"Wow. He is a hacker?"
"No. Just an idiot."

Why did the network admins go to to h**...?

To see the the server racks.

So a pregnant woman walks into a diner.

A pregnant woman walks into a diner, and the server says:
"Hi there, are ya hungry?"
The fetus replies:
"Nah, I gestate."

What's the problem with robot waiters?

The server might c**...

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar

Bacon and eggs walks into a bar and they order some beers. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
A beer walks into a breakfast place and orders bacon and eggs. The server says, "Sorry we don't serve alcoholic drinks here"
A bartender runs into bacon and eggs and orders a bar. The breakfast says, "Sorry we're done with this s**... joke formula."

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Child: Dad what are clouds made of?
Dad: "Well, EMC storage and VM ware ESXi servers, mostly.

Dinner Date Fail...

Had a date with a beautiful woman last night, but she abruptly stormed off when I informed our server that he had given me her peas.

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks if he is okay. The server responds, "I'm fine, but it seems my slick icebreaker has turned into a cheesy pickup line."

Did you hear about how realistic Call of Duty: WWII is?

Sledgehammer Games rented servers from the 1940s to replicate WWII as accurately as possible

I have worked in a restaurant and within the tech industry...

The biggest difference is the meaning of the phrase "My server just went down on me."

So a Buddhist goes to a hotdog stand.

And asks the server to "make me one with everything"

Why did the restaurant staff deem the waiters absence due to depression to be a technical issue?

Because their servers were down.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, That's a really good dill.

What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

An old man shuffled really slowly into an ice cream shop and said, Can I have a banana split?

Server: Sure. Crushed nuts?
Old man: No, Arthritis.

Why couldn't the restaurant owners open a new data center

They just didn't have enough servers...

An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant.

After finishing his meal, he asked the server, could I get my check mate?

I went to a Soviet era Russia restaurant once.

I waited 20 minutes for the food and then the server came and told me, "sorry we don't serve food here."

I went to this cool new restaurant in Vegas, the server woman came out n**... with the menu painted all over her body.

She asked if I was ready to order, I said I know what I want, but I just can't put my finger on it.

A man goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day.

The man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees but after working for hours he only cuts down two trees.
How can I cut for hours and hours and only finish two trees? he asks himself.
Next day the man brings the chainsaw back to the store and says it doesn't work properly.
Hmm, it looks okay, says the server, and starts the chainsaw.
The man jumps back in shock and cries, What's that noise?

A robot tried to start a conversation with an attractive waitress

But he wasn't so successful in doing so. The error message read:
`Error: failed to establish connection with server. `

At the bookstore

Customer : Do you have any books on turtles
Server : Hard back ?
Customer : Yeah, with little heads

*Reddit account completes one circle around Reddit's servers*

Redditors: Happy Cake Day!!!

Two lawyers sit in a restaurant.

They're eating homemade sandwiches.
The server comes along and stops them: "Excuse me, but it is not allowed to bring your own food here"
The lawyers share a glance, sigh and trade the sandwiches.

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

I couldn't connect to the server

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit

How dare he make such baseless accusations.

What's the difference between Reddits servers and your Mom?

People are surprised when Reddits servers go down.

A football player was famished after a big game, so he ordered a large pizza.

The server asked him if he wanted it cut into 8 or 10 pieces. He said, "Just eight thanks, I'm hungry but I don't think I could eat ten."

Mid life career change

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what do you do?" the bartender chats him up. "Well I used to work in food service, but I just got a new job in IT," the guy says. "How was it changing careers?" the bartender asks. "Well, you know, a job is a job. I guess the biggest difference is that the phase 'My server went down on me,' is no longer a good thing," the guy replies.

How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

all of our servers are busy right now
please try again in a minute

An American goes to a restaurant in Italy for breakfast.

After the meal he looks at the coffee menu and orders an Espresso Ristretto, because the name sounds good. The server brings him a tiny coffee cup with a little coffee at the bottom. The American takes the cup, dumps the content in his mouth, makes few slushing sounds with his tongue and says to the server: "Yes, it's good. I'll have this".

What message did the cyborg see upon his failed attempt to flirt with the waitress?

Error! Unable to establish a connection with server.

What's different between Red Lobster and Facebook ?

At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.

Eggs Benedict

A man goes to breakfast during the Christmas season. He orders eggs Benedict from the server since it's the special.
The server returns several minutes later with the dish, steaming on a an old metal hubcap from a car.
What's the meaning of this? The man exclaims.
It's the holiday special, replied the waiter. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something simple.

Server: "Maybe the chicken strips for five dollars?"
Me: "Maybe it does, but I'd still be hungry after."

Not very hungry

Me: "I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy"
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "... maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."
Random dad across the restaurant: "GOOD ONE!"

A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.

The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"
The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...

when three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."

Two strings walk into a bar, bartender says Hey we don't server your kind here, get out. Outside one of the strings says I have an idea, here help me

the string proceeds to tie himself up and then dishevels the threads at the top of his head and at his feet. The string then walks back into the bar and orders a drink, bartender looks and says hey aren't you that string I just threw out?
String says No , I am a frayed knot!

A hungry 20 year old white guy asks: Ma'am, do you serve crackers?

The server replies: Honey we serve everybody. .

I was waiting on my food, when my waitress slipped on a wet spot in the dining room

The cook yelled from the back sorry for the long wait times, but our server is currently down