The Best 50 Servant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Servant jokes. There are some servant valet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these servant master puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Servant Jokes and Puns

A waiter is working and sees Jesus come in

Waiter: Hello sir, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get for you?

Jesus: Hello Matthew. Today I would like a steak please.

Waiter: How did you... oh right, you're Jesus! Duh. Anyways, how would you like that?

Jesus: Well done, good and faithful servant

Servant: Sire Sire! The peasants are revolting!

King: Yes, Aren't they

Three boys are bragging about whose dad is the fastest runner...

The first says "My dad is a hunter. He can shoot an arrow, run to where it's gonna land and catch it!"

"That's nothing!" says the second boy "My dad's a police officer. He can shoot a bullet and be at the target before the bullet hits!"

"My dad can run the fastest!" says the third boy. "He's a civil servant. He works till 4 and is always home by 3:30!"

Servant joke, Three boys are bragging about whose dad is the fastest runner...

A Glasgow girl goes to the Civic Center to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the civil servant?

"10" replies the girl.

"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"

"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec

"Doesn't that get confusing?" "

Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.

"'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.


What do you call a slave that just got a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Servant joke, What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

Brute tries to kill Caesar.

But Caesar's not home. They ask the servant, "Where is Caesar?"

"He's just Roman"

Britain has invented a new missile

It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.

Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant?

He was a maid man.

What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you?

A *Filet Minion*.

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Who brings the ant queen her food every day?

Her servant.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

A servant runs into the kings room

The servant out of breath proclaims "Sir the peasants are revolting"

The king worried leaps to the window only to see a few peasants walking calmly down the road. Confused he turns back to the servant and inquires on what he meant.

The servant with a hand to his stomach replies "have you seen what they are wearing?"

If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy"

You get "This page cannot be found".

Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy

A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.

The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.

The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."

Servant joke, Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy

I googled 'missing medieval servant boy'

404 Paige not found

Tried Googling "Missing Medieval Servant"

but I kept getting Page Not Found

If Jason Bateman had a servant...

Would his servant call him Master Bateman?


A mugger attacks a man in an alley, and demands all his money.

The man cries, "I'm a civil servant; I don't *have* any money!"

The mugger sneers, "Alright. Then give me all of *my* money."

Did you hear about the math club's failed attempt to overthrow the government by gradually filling in vacant civil servant jobs with their members?

It was a pseudo-coup.

What happens if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy"?

It says "This paige cannot be found".

Have you noticed if you Google the term "lost medieval servant boy"

It says "page not found"

A teacher instructed a second-grade student to give a sentence about a public servant

"The fireman came down the ladder pregnant", he answered.

"Umm... Do you know what pregnant means?"

"Yes", said the boy. "It means carrying a child."

I tried searching the internet for a medieval servant boy...

but I kept getting the same error.

Page not found!

Mr. Trump told his servant to water the plant outside the house

The servant said, "But sir, it's raining outside"

Mr. Trump replied, "Can't you use the umbrella?"

The queen of England farted and quickly looked for someone else to blame.

"Bidwell!" she shouted to a servant, "stop that this instant!"
"Of course, your majesty," he replied. "Which way did it go?"

What do you call a dentist who works for free?

An indentured servant.

A rich Brit comes home from a long day of work...

He says to his most trusted servant: "I had such a long day, I'd love to have some proper tea."

The servant leaves the room and comes back 30 minutes later. "What took you so long?" says the rich Brit angrily.

"I bought you a new 4 bedroomed house. I hope it's ok."

What is the proper term for the Mayor of a nudist colony?

A Pubic Servant

Jesus was ordering steak at a restaurant and the waiter asked how would He like the steak

Jesus replied: "Well done, my good and faithful servant"

An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a 100 dollar bill.

Who gets to keep it? 

Santa does, the other two are creatures of myth and legend.

Final Memories

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy"

It comes back with "this page cannot be found"

Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy"

The search returns "Page not found".

Hey, God, how do you like your steak cooked?

"Well done, my good and faithful servant."

If you do a Google search for "lost mideivel servant boy"

It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."

I Googled "Missing Medieval Servant"

It came back: "Page Not Found"

Two Americans were trekking in a desert.

Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.

Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....

We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"

I don't think I should pay my vertically challenged Irish servant the same wage as staff of average height.

But that's just my O'Minion.

I googled lost medieval servant boy ...

It said page not found

What do you call an elderly person who volunteers their time?

A dentured servant

A prince was talking to his servant

Prince: We both look alike, did your mother work her before? Haha

Servant: No, but my father did.

What's the difference between a palace servant and Prince Philip?

The queen doesn't mind whether or not Prince Philip uses the tradesman's entrance.

What do you call a male servant?

A maid man

I got a set of false teeth put in but couldn't pay for them, so now I have to help out at the dentist's office

I guess that makes me an indentured servant

What do you call a sad servant of God?

Depriest

What do you call a servant with fake teeth?

An indentured servant

A wealthy woman had lost her right hand and left foot in a car accident.

Her doctor told her that he would have her new prosthetics ready the next day. She sent her servant to go pick them up from the hospital. The servant was a couple hours early. The servant waited on her hand and foot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the servant maid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working servant waiter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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