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Serpent Jokes

5 serpent jokes and hilarious serpent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about serpent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make waves with laughter by reading these top jokes featuring sea serpents, snakes, and all things fury and venomous. Who knew rib-tickling humor could come from a creature with scales and a dangerous bite?


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Comical Serpent Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What is a good serpent joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Eve gets an apple

Eve: I got an Apple.
Adam: ...

Eve: ...
Adam: ...
Eve: What?
Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.
Eve: The serpent said this was better.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil Serpent

Did you hear about the snake who worked for the government?

He was a civil serpent.

Why wasn't the young serpent wearing any clothes?

Because he was snake-kid

What's an illiterate pirate's greatest fear?

An AB-sea serpent


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