Series Jokes
179 series jokes and hilarious series puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about series that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article takes a humorous look at the world of TV series, film series, and sports series. From the classic "Friends" sitcom to the big-budget blockbuster franchises, the series of jokes covered here will have you laughing out loud. Plus, have a giggle with the best jokes about the World Series, the Series 7 exam, and more. Enjoy!
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Funniest Series Short Jokes
Short series jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The series humour may include short episode jokes also.
- Wife: "You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events" Me: "okay, I'll get out the wedding video"
- I found the first four books of the Harry Potter series to be quite lighthearted. But the fifth one—-dead Sirius.
- A girl asks her father, Do all fairytales begin with Once Upon A Time? And the father replied, No there is a whole series of fairytales that begin with 'If Elected I Promise.....
- I just opened up a gym where my entire staff asks you a series of annoying questions every so often for the length of your stay. Welcome to Jehovah's Fitness.
- Netflix is coming up with a new series about Abraham Lincoln. The finale…will be shot before a live audience.
- I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the "Learning to Count" trilogy.
- That World Series game was so long... When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.
- Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
- Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
- Hey girl, are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.
Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*
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Series One Liners
Which series one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with series? I can suggest the ones about sequence and season.
- What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox.
- Ohio is stealing my life story A series of train wrecks in an already depressed area
- What's your favorite pickup line? For me, it's the ford F series.
- What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I? 9 3/4
- What would be the title of the TV series covering 'The Last Supper'? Breaking Bread.
- I'm reading this awesome book series on invincible dogs! I can't put 'em down!
- What's the first step to making a series about flying a plane? Filming the pilot
- Harry Potter is a kind of "whodunnit" book series and you-know-whodunnit...
- 2020 is starting to feel like... The game of thrones series finale we deserve
- What did xbox series x say to ps5? Your tera-flopped
- They are making the next series of Walking Dead in Greece It's a total zombie Acropolis.
- I didn't get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday. I need someone to console me.
- My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series
- Who called it Spider-Man trilogy and not.. A web series.
World Series Jokes
Here is a list of funny world series jokes and even better world series puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- They're playing with the largest deck of cards ever at this year's World Series of Poker. It's a pretty big deal.
- A lion offspring asked his dad "What is a world series?" "I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
- I'm glad the Astros won the World Series The people of Houston have waded so long for this.
- After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
- How do we know bats understand cause and effect? They see the world as a series of repercussions.
- I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
- How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
- Stephen Fry broke a world record when he read the entire Harry Potter series live on BBC Radio 4. Listeners were disappointed that he didn't read it out loud...
- Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline
- What do cubs fans do when the cubs make it to the World Series? Yeah, cubs fans don't know either.
Tv Series Jokes
Here is a list of funny tv series jokes and even better tv series puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies." They are putting the pilot together right now.
- They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years. It is a period drama.
- HBO is reportedly planning on a new TV series based on Hermione from Harry Potter. It's called Granger Things
- How do you milk a Dragon? By making 3 movies and a couple TV series about it.
- Jesus loves you Great thing to hear in church...
... not so much in a Mexican prison.
(heard in the tv-series Flesh and Bone) - I have a few questions about the Buck Rogers TV series from 1979. Never mind. I'll check Twikipedia.
- If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon. It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract.
- They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot
- A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop.
- My favorite comedy TV series is returning for a new season on ESPN2. It's called The WNBA.
Friends Series Jokes
Here is a list of funny friends series jokes and even better friends series puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?" ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?
- My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. "It's about time," I told him.
- L4D series will end at L4D4 Because they all die.
(credit to my friend) - If Scrubs and Friends are series... Why do they make you laugh?
Xbox Series X Jokes
Here is a list of funny xbox series x jokes and even better xbox series x puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Xbox ps5 rotate joke How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?
Series Of Jokes
Here is a list of funny series of jokes and even better series of puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This evening I watched a Series of Unfortunate Events Then I turned off the news and watched Netflix.
- Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi
- If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
- Chernobyl I know a man who just watched the series drama Chernobyl. He lives right outside of the place.
He says he counted 9 factual mistakes in the drama series on one hand - A Jehovah's Witness knocked at my door this morning. Could you spare a few moments to talk about the Judgement Day? he asked.
Well, I replied, I'm not a big fan of the Terminator series. I Said - Apparently, all the tents from the game of thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
- Warner Bros should create a Harry Potter spinoff series based on the life of Hermione Granger. They should name it Granger Things.
- My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
- Last night I dreamed I was the author of a successful fantasy series… Wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep
- David Benioff and Dan Weiss wrote this joke for the loyal viewers of the Game of Thrones series Season 8
Series Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about series you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean serial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make series pranks.
I had an ounce of w**... last week :)
But I lost it in a series of small fires. :(
A little girl asked her father...
A little girl asked her father, Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?
He replied, No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`.
HBO cancels "Luck" after horse deaths.
Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called "Glue".
How does potato powered internet work?
Simple. It's a series of tubers.
I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve...
I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come.
An escalating series of math jokes
Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.
Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.
Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.
A series of cow jokes
Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody
Hunger Games : Mockingjay
For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.
What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had s**...?
Convirgin.
I want to make a series about the m**... of an airline crew
but I still have to shoot the pilot.
I have finally punched my membership card into Dad jokes!
So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.
A series of thefts involving ice cream have been reported.
They have been dubbed the Baskin Robbings.
So I'm making a TV series about a plane h**.....
We've just shot the pilot.
Why was the comic book series depressed?
Because it had too many issues.
A series of Goosebumps themed German beer mugs:
R.L. Steins.
The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.
Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.
What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?
This is my last resort.
A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get?
A Netflix original series!
So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...
and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked
"So, what do you do?"
He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
Ah, I replied.....
Mice to Nietszche.
The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series.
I mean, the fifth book was dead serious.
What do you call an edited series of m**... videos?
A Momtage
An idea for a TV series
It's all about a young Irishman who makes his living collecting seaweed and herbs along the shores of Galway Bay, and his adventures as he travels to all the local town markets to sell them.
Working title: "Duffy the Samphire Purveyor"
The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery.
They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the v**....
Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series.
The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.
She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.
Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship
And reduce to a series of periodic functions.
How will Trump select his cabinet?
The Apprentice: the White House
Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.
New Series For The The History Channel
The History Channel is planning a new series, Airline Tragedies.
They are putting the pilot together as I write this.
Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results.
Orange is the new black.
If the current Russian president is preparing to lead a series of swift military offensives...
...does that mean he's Putin on a blitz?
BREAKING: Harry Potter series was ghostwritten
JK, Rowling wrote it.
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
What would they call the 10th installment in the Fast and Furious Series?
-Fast 10 Your Seatbelts
-Fast 10 Furious
A woman goes to the doctor
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of abdominal pains. After a series of tests, the doctor walks back in and says to the lady, "Well, hope you don't mind changing diapers!"
Stunned, she replies, "Oh my God I'm pregnant? I can't be pregnant!"
The doctor looks at her and says, "No, you have bowel cancer"
I lost all my w**...
in a series of small fires.
I'm planning to make a film series on databases.
I've got the first part ready, but I can't think of a sql.
A roofer gets to choose how to get onto the roof. He can either use a scissor lift or a series of steps between two metal poles.
He chose the ladder.
TIL Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a series of short stories about crimes committed by landscapers
He collectively referred to them as *Holmes and Gardens*.
There's been a series of senseless killings near my home this week.
The victims were all deaf, dumb or blind
Anesthesia
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside.
His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute."
Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?"
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.
Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer
Keep your clairvoyant chipper [OC unless I accidentally stole this]
When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)
That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good...
...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.
The director of the "Guardians of the Galaxy" series will not be making the third part
I guess Disney really knows how to fire a Gunn
Why can't politicians do algebra? (A series of jokes)
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They can't solve the inequalities.
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They're afraid of the radicals.
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They're just really s**....
After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he's looking for a man with one eye.
but If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes.
On the day I got married, at the ceremony, I stood up and tapped my glass for everyone to be silent.
I held up a fruit and said nothing, scanning the crowd for any sign of pleasure.
All I got was a series of blank expressions, and I could feel my animosity growing as I searched each person, then the next.
"What's wrong with you all?" I finally shouted. "I thought you guys would love my wedding's peach!"
A series of tuba jokes
What is a tuba for?
1 1/2" x 3 1/2".
How do you fix a broke tuba?
With a tuba glue.
What do you call ten tubas at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an arrogant tuba player?
A brasshole.
What's the difference between God and a tuba player?
God doesn't think he's a tuba player.
What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat?
Paper Mario
I Started Watching A New Series During Lockdown
It's a series about how a respiratory illness spread throughout the world in 2019 and 2020, and damaged many economies, as well as caused many people to lose their lives...the illness is even said to have originated in China. Despite similarities, the writers say it's not based on the novel, *Coronavirus.*
This is for any Starwars fans
Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?
Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope
Son: Ok, thanks dad
Dad: Your welcome Starwars Standalone Kenobi Series
I've never been a fan of dramas.
But the series finale of America is intense!
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Today I posted a video of Muhammad Ali's "Rumble in the Jungle" fight in reverse.
It's the first in a series of unboxing videos.
Quarantine is like a Netflix series
When you think it's over, another season gets released
