Serial Killer Dating Jokes

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Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.

What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?

Chopped dates!!
(first joke I've ever come up with)

I always ask a funny question on first dates.

"Are you a serial killer? "
Its healthy to avoid competition in a relationship.

In the world of online dating, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer.

Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

Prayers before going on a blind date

Woman : oh god, I just hope he is not a serial killer,psychopath,needy, incel, stalker, poor,balding, ...
Man : god , don't let her be fat..

What did the serial killer say at the end of a successful first date?

Let me get them digits.

A serial killer and his date are out for a walk in the woods

"Gee it sure is scary out here" she says
"How do you think I feel? I gotta walk out of here alone."

Have you heard about that new dating app for serial killers?

It's called Skinder

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