Serial Jokes
109 serial jokes and hilarious serial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about serial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this funny compilation of jokes related to serial killers, serial commas, serial pars, serial killer dating, serial per, sitcoms and erectus episodes. Whether you are a fan of the dark humor of serial killers, or just looking for a good laugh, this article has it all.
Funniest Serial Short Jokes
Short serial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The serial humour may include short series jokes also.
- Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.
- Did you know condoms have serial numbers? Oh, I guess you've never rolled one down far enough.
- The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers. At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.
- A Serial Killer, Car Thief and Russian Spy walks into a bar And that was just the first guy
- Did you know condoms have a serial number at the very bottom of the ring? I guess you never had to roll it down that far.
- If there is a Serial killer inside your house, What is the safest place to hide? In the living room.
- Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.
- What do yo get if you're inducted into the serial killer hall of fame? A lifetime dismembership.
- What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered.
(If you don't get it: "cross" can mean "betray") - Today I found out my buddy Vlad is a serial killer... ...so I said: "Vladizlav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more..."
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Serial One Liners
Which serial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with serial? I can suggest the ones about sequence and parallel.
- Serial killer jokes are ok If they're executed properly
- What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences.
- What's the favorite drink of every British serial killer? Casual tea
- Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies
Me: My dad's a serial killer - What did the racist serial killer say to the cop? Wait, you're getting paid?
- Ever heard about the serial killer on a bicycle? He was a cyclopath.
- If you are being chased by a serial killer. Both of you are running for your life.
- What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer.
- What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath
- A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground. He likes to burritos.
- What's the difference between a serial killer and a politician? The body count
- "Hey man, you want this body?" Asked the serial killer. "Nah, you cadaver."
- On which day does a serial killer rest? On the stabbath!
- How did the serial killer get through the woods? They used a psychopath.
- Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating.
Serial Killer Jokes
Here is a list of funny serial killer jokes and even better serial killer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer.
They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence. - What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping? Chopped dates!!
(first joke I've ever come up with) - What's the difference between a politician and a serial killer? The serial killer might listen if you plead with them
- Did you hear about the serial killer who was coming out of retirement? He's taking another stab at it.
- Local Police Announcement "Serial killer wanted!" I called immediately, but to my disappointment, it wasn't a job offering.
- A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police. As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, I've told you karma will come to bite you!
- Did you guys hear about the serial killer who's using smaller and smaller socks to strangle each new victim? Be careful, they say he's still at large.
- I always ask a funny question on first dates. "Are you a serial killer? "
Its healthy to avoid competition in a relationship. - My best friend became a serial killer after his girlfriend Ruth left him Now that shes gone, he pretty much became ruthless
- Did you hear about the serial killer that got killed in a standoff with the police in an ice cream shop? He got what he dessert.
Comedy Serial Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about serial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean simulation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make serial pranks.
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Most serial killers are men.
That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years.
A woman is walking through the woods at night with a serial killer.
She says to her companion, "Man, this forest is really creepy at night. I wish we weren't out here."
He replies, "You think you have it bad? I have to walk home alone!"
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So a r**... picks up a hitchhiking serial killer
Killer: "Turn down that dark road."
r**...: "I was planning on it..."
Edit - Thank you magnificent stranger for gold!
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What does the hipster serial killer do?
Has s**... with the bodies before they're cool.
Serial killer joke
I was once interrogated a egotistical serial killer who preyed on women. I asked him, "what makes you think you're such a hit with women?" He looked at me and calmly said, "Well I take their breath away don't I?"
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What is a serial killer's favourite month?
Dismember.
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My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning
Seems he was their favorite rabbit
Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?
Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.
Police think its the work of a serial killer.
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Why should you still be scared of a serial killer who just had one of his arms cut off?
Because he still isn't completely 'armless.
An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a year
But the case went cold after repeatedly insisting it didn't know the victims' names.
Police were on the lookout for serial killer John Wayne Gacy
They stepped into a corner store for some coffee and saw a guy in back where the milk cartons are.
Cop 1: "Hey, that looks like our suspect!"
Cop 2: "What's he doing?"
Cop 1: "Talking to himself. Let's get closer."
So they go up right behind him and listen.
Gacy:"Need him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Need him. Got him...."
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How do you stop serial killers?
Just arrest one of them, and all of them stop.
This wouldn't work if they were parallel killers.
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Say what you will about Elon Musk
but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.
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What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common?
Both of their sheds are filled with h**....
A guy picks up a female hitchiker...
And when they're on the road, he jokingly asks "Lady, how do you know I'm not some kind of psychotic serial killer?".
"I dunno, but I guess the odds are pretty low that you're one too.".
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Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"
Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"
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Did you hear about the reformed serial killer that murdered prostitutes by stabbing them with car keys?
He did the h**... key pokey then he turned himself around.
Told my girlfriend that I've started writing a book about a serial killer that murders his lover.
She said, "That sounds exciting. I love thrillers."
I said, "It's not a thriller, it's an autobiography."
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Did you hear about the nhl official that was arrested as a serial killer?
His name was Referee d**....
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My friend was a violent serial killer...
Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"
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The police just found a pizza topped with human noses in a serial killer's fridge.
It was a d**... nose pizza.
What's a serial killer's favorite kind of party?
The search party
What are a serial killer's clothes made from?
Paul E. Ester
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I was trying to console the wife of a serial killer who committed s**....
I said, Hey, at least he died doing what he loved.
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I Was Chased By a Serial Killer
He backed me into a corner. There's nothing you can do! You're about to die!
You sound just like my doctor!
I was pretty upset when my friends called me a serial cheater.
I would never do something like that to Jessica, Susan, Tiffany, or Beth.
I noticed a serial killer, so I walked up to meet him
I was just dying to get his attention
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A serial killer plead guilty to h**...
after being asked by the judge why he would kill, the serial killer responded,
"It fills me with energy."
He was charged with m**....
I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger. He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?".
I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.
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What do Elon Musk and the n**... have in common?
They both give children serial numbers.
Why did the serial killer chicken cross the road?
To kill the chicken on the other side....
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What do you call a serial killer who kills 2 people in one year, 4 the next, and 16 the year after?
A second degree m**....
My wife said I put chapstick on like a serial killer. I asked her "How do you know?"
She said "I don't know. It's just weird, like, you're trying too hard to look like you're not putting on lipstick"
"Oh... Okay. I was worried you found something in the basement."
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Did you hear about the serial m**... who wrote an autobiography?
I heard he made a killing on it
Did anyone hear about the serial killer who is targeting Anti-Vaxxers?
Covid-19
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A duo of serial killers got convicted. The sentence caused some debate.
The first one got 25 years. He put his victims in a bowl an drowned them in milk. The other one put the milk in first and got sentenced to death.
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I explained to a friend that I had a c**... break, so I called the manufacturer and gave them the serial number from the c**... ...
at this point he said to me, "Wait a minute!!! You're telling me that every c**... has an individual serial number?"
I said, "Yes, you've never seen that? I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO UNROLL ONE THAT FAR"
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What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass m**...
The serial killer who used his car to run over people has finally been arrested
According to lawsuit analysts, he musthang.
Prayers before going on a blind date
Woman : oh god, I just hope he is not a serial killer,psychopath,needy, incel, stalker, poor,balding, ...
Man : god , don't let her be fat..
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Pete, the serial f**... was thinking of retiring soon...
But hes decided to stick it out for another year...
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Elon Musk wants to send people to mars
I think we can all agree that he is the most creative serial killer of all time.
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There was a serial killer who killed more people than Jeffrey d**... and never got caught
His name was Jeffrey Smahter
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When a serial killer goes to a circus, who do they go to kill first?
They go for the Juggler
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A serial killer goes on a killing spree
He then skins all the faces off his victim and puts them in giant scrapbook.
The scrapbook is then tied to a post which he erects on his front lawn. It is quite a gruesome sight to behold.
Naturally the police find him pretty easily.
When he gets to court though his case is thrown out by the judge.
When asked why he let a serial killer go, the judge replies: "If we arrested everyone for bad facebook posts, half the country would be in jail!".
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I just finished watching a m**... biopic on Netflix and some of those cops were really, really dumb.
The serial killer was d**... though.
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Best name for a serial-m**... rabbit
Ted Bunny
